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About me:
Hello. My name is teddy 'muhammed' Bear. It used to be just 'teddy' but one bright day in Sudan, I was brought into class and the teacher invited all the children to join-in and rename me. Some wanted 'mustapha' or 'abdullah' but most them wanted to call me 'muhammed' and all hell broke loose!!!!!!!!!!Anyway, call me teddy or mohammed. I'll answer to either. I have to come clean here: I'm not really in the russian federation! There's a fatwa hanging on my neck so I have to keep my whereabouts secret (Sorry). I have my pictures up but I have to maintain some anonymity. If you email me privately and I'll trust u then u can get uncensored pics of me.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd love(!) to get in touch with other teddy bears, people called muhammed, other animals (any size) and anyone who is in a similar predicament to mine (Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Salman Rushdie, you're very welcome to write in but please, no one liners)Details
- Status: Single
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
