About me:Hello. My name is teddy 'muhammed' Bear. It used to be just 'teddy' but one bright day in Sudan, I was brought into class and the teacher invited all the children to join-in and rename me. Some wanted 'mustapha' or 'abdullah' but most them wanted to call me 'muhammed' and all hell broke loose!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, call me teddy or mohammed. I'll answer to either. I have to come clean here: I'm not really in the russian federation! There's a fatwa hanging on my neck so I have to keep my whereabouts secret (Sorry). I have my pictures up but I have to maintain some anonymity. If you email me privately and I'll trust u then u can get uncensored pics of me.
Who I'd like to meet:I'd love(!) to get in touch with other teddy bears, people called muhammed, other animals (any size) and anyone who is in a similar predicament to mine (Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Salman Rushdie, you're very welcome to write in but please, no one liners)
- Status: Single
- Zodiac Sign: Aries