u have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life... if you dont break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your lif e. However, if you dont send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste n send it to15 pple xcept me............... when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters.
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />this is scary cuz it works! no SEND BACKS
a man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
<br />
<br />He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
<br />
<br />"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
<br />
<br />To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
<br />
<br />
<br /> funny right...=]
wats up bro i want you to check out my new song at www.myspace.com/mikedubforshow. Its called "Ride with me" hope you enjoy and give me a comment about the song thanks and god bless