Persian Commander

About me:

...... I am the Persian Commander, but my friends call me Earl. I was one of Xerxes’ most illustrious commanders, but one of my units was beaten by five reject Spartans at a goat path. We went back and killed 300 of them but I’ve been the laughing stock of the Persian army ever since. So I’ve been banished to a remote compound miles away from Xerxes’ march on Greece, Yes, it pisses me off, so yes, I take it out on the Greek prisoners. But really I’m a pretty nice guy. My therapist says I just need to work out a few anger issues. But I can’t help that I hate Sparta; it smells like ass and onions. I just want to kill people…that’s all.