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What am I passionate about? Killing Persians. Why? They killed a good friend of mine: Leonidas. They might as well have urinated on my grandmother’s grave…and nobody does that but my grandpa.Music
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Chicken Soup for the Spartan Soul by Darryl Moonhowler, An Everyman’s Guide to Killing Persians by Darryl Moonhowler, and The Lion the Witch and the Spartan: The Chronicles of Darryl, by Darryl Moonhowler.Heroes
Leonidas, Einstein, and Joe Rogan
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About me:
...... My name is Darryl, I don’t know why I’m telling you that because I’m sure you already know who I am, considering how famous I am. I am a world famous author and overall martial arts expert...self taught. I’m like a smarter better looking version of Rambo. If you took the expertise of Rambo with the sweet words of Hemingway you’d have me. Fact: I have the reflexes of a cat and the wit of a highly trained white tiger. What does that mean? It means I’m a really well trained white tiger with reflexes of a cat. Do I have a girlfriend? No I do not. I don’t need one, I am self-reliant. Plus, I’m not really into women with a personality, if I had my way I’d build a robot.Who I'd like to meet:
Mr. Ed the talking horse. Because I won't believe it till I see it.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships
- Hometown: Sparta
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 9" / Some extra baggage
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: High school
- Occupation: Assistant to the captain
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
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Spartan Army
- Sparta, GR
- Assistant to the captain
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Nope, still the same shade of brown.. Lens Crafters has a great deal on eye exams.. should I make you an appointment?
killed any persians lately and if so, how?
Darryl thanks for the comment its always a pleasure to hear from you. By the way tell your mom to stop calling me I keep telling her that you don't live here and never have.
Actually. Zeus does all the reading and then barks it to me in a special code, so maybe you shouldn't write hurtful things that you expect certain blind people to not be able to see. Plus I still haven't forgiven you for the time that you let me dive into that briar patch thinking it was the lake. You're such a jerk.