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Interests

  • General

    MUSIC | tattoos.. | PoRn =0>..
    black nail polish.. | lesbians
    cherry flavored lip gloss..
    people watching.. | football..
    DaNcInG.. | BEER! | mohawks..
    motorcylesr Harleysr choppers..
    pirates | "greaser" ponytails..
    chucks and camo ♥
    dReAmInG8analyzing dreams......
    I am preposterously
    o b s e s s e d
    with this man.



    And I'm even more obsessed with this one!
    MINE!
    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/Veronica_Chocolate/jAhReD/GodDAMN.jpg";

  • Music

    Chimaira | Bob Marley
    Lamb of God | (hed) PE
    Shadows Fall | Pantera
    Hatebreed | Down | Slipknot
    KoRn | God Forbid | Jimi Hendrix
    OzzyrBlack Sabbath | OTEP
    Killswitch | Biohazard | Eazy E
    Snoop D-O-double-Gizzle
    50 CentrG Unit | Tupac | Biggie
    PharrellrN.E.R.D. | Slim Shady
    Lil Jon & The Eastside Boys
    Lil Wayne | Alicia Keys | Zeppelin
    TLC | No Doubt | Motley Crue
    Pink Floyd | Wu Tang
    Toni Braxton | Sex Pistols
    Nirvana | Christina Aguilera. ...so she's kinda whorey, so what- that slut can sing. For serious.
    I'm very universal when it comes to music. I LOVE music. I'd rather die than go deaf. Mostly I listen to metal and rap/hip hop, but I listen to everything, really. except new-age ..punk.., ..emo.., and ..country... boooo D



    Metal. \m/(>_<)\m/


    This song really gets me right now. And Frankie J is hot as ALL hell.
    D-D-D-D-DAMN like stutterin.

  • Movies

    .. .. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
    House of 1000 Corpses
    50 First Dates w American History X
    Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
    Billy Madison w Butterfly Effect
    Nightmare Before Christmas
    Goonies w Saw w Goodfellas
    The Notebook w Old School w Kids
    Dodgeball w Dirty Dancing
    The Never Ending Story
    Pulp Fiction w Half Baked
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre w Bully
    All About The Benjamins
    Heavyweights w The Ewoks
    The 'FRIDAY's w Dumb & Dumber
    Pauly Shore Is Dead w IT..:O

    .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
    we're gonna make em eat our shit. then shit out our shit. then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made em eat. then all you little mother fucks are next!

  • Television

    .. .. = ROBOT CHICKEN!
    = The Wonder Years
    = Beavis & Butthead
    = Monster Garage
    = Real World
    = DOG the Bounty Hunter
    = Ghost Hunters
    = Magic School Bus
    = The Fairly Oddparents
    = Spongebob Squarepants
    = Chappelle's Show
    = The Dukes of Hazzard
    = Blue Collar TV
    = Bob Ross & his HAPPY trees

    ♥ Kevin and Winnie ♥
    .. .. <img src="http://www.br-online.de/kultur-szene/thema/ross/foto/bob_land.jpg"; height="160" width="250"

  • Books

    .. .. I'm not much of a book reader, although I do wanna read more often. I prefer magazines.
    HUSTLER 0 Elle 0 Easyriders
    The Horse 0 Outlaw Biker
    Sports Illustrated 0 Maxim
    TATTOO Magazine 0 Rolling Stone

    Hey I've got this one O=o>
    .. ..
    This used to be my shitz right here!! \m/
    .. ..
    Gotta love a bitch with tattoos. ♥
    <img src="http://www.shopmags.com/magimages/22187.jpg"; height="150" width="110"

  • Heroes

    .. .. Most Bodacious.
    <img src="http://www.chucksconnection.com/billandted/billandted1.gif"; height="240" width="165"

Blurbs

About me:

.... ....pimpyopage.com I'm Lindsey. Not LindsAy...Linds..E..y. So don't call me Lindsay. Or I ..will.. kill you.
Thanks. =o> ♥

I guess I'm not like most girls. I burp loud-then laugh hysterically, I cuss like a fuckin sailor, I spit, I head bang & listen to metal-always, I drink a crap-ton of beer and jager, I scratch girl's chins and say "my balls itch", I grew up gangsta, so I talk really ghetto sometimes, I watch porn-and I'm not afraid to use it. I watch basketball and football-and actually KNOW what is going on. And the number 1 reason I'm not the average (ahem) BITCH...I don't hate on other girls becuz they are hotter/prettier &/or have more than me. I'm perfectly content with who I am, because I am fucking AWESOME, and anyone who disagrees with me on that... ONE-obviously doesn't know me very well, and TWO-can lick a hairy mutha fuckin nutsack.
Thank you, drive thru. ©

N

..Attention Please..:
save the "we should get together and 'have coffee' sometime" bullshit.
i'm not here to be a whore.
half you bastards aren't worth the hassle anyways. i'd rather masterbate.
so if your intentions are anything other than simply amicable, don't bother.
but i do not want to play with your weiner, nor do i want your weiner to play with me.
the end.

Cool or no?

Ice Cold

You're so cool, so laid back, so well-rounded, so foine, so stylish, so hip...so cool...you're HOT. Congrats. You rock.

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 ..can't argue wi' dat! haha ::brushes shoulders off::..

Who I'd like to meet:

People with functional brains inside their heads. Why does it seem that there are so few of them left in this world? I just don't get it. Awesome people. (like me!!) Guys who aren't into themselves more than necessary & can handle the fact that they aren't-and probably never will-get into my pants. Girls who aren't catty BITCHES-again, a rarity. People who love beer & metal & TATTOOS as much as I do. ♥ ♥ ♥

I'd NOT like to meet:
Cocky ASSCLOWNS who spend more time on their hair than I do. Attention whores. Asians. Any and all people who enjoy the band Good Charlotte. People who still use "I'm Rick James, bitch" in their EVERYDAY vocabulary-Please, save it for occasions/when appropriate. Which is never. People who still listen to- AND enjoy the song "Over and Over Again" or whatever the fuck its called. Jesus Lord, have mercy on my soul. Please make it go away. People with no sense of humor/ability to joke/make fun of themselves and be a smart ass. People who don't accept me because I appreciate Jesus.
-BOO, you whores.-

my IDOL! .... ♥ Gisele ♥
.. ..
I ♥ Paris.
.. ..
^^That is a SUCH a hot picture.^^

>>Johnny Depp chuggin booze in a cheesy blue tux with Elvis hair n aviator lenses. Yum. It just doesn't get any fucking sexier than that. ^_^
<img src="http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/portraits/p65.jpg"; height="310" width="230"

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: B*toWn, USA.
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: ur mom's TRAIN coordinator. 10 bucks per cock.
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