SUPERfan

About me:

HIGH!!! My name iz SUPERfan, I come in PEACE. On my home planet, "Rypton"- I am 311 years of age. On Rypton 311 never had to ask W.G.T.H. cause everyone th@ wanted to B, wuz always rypped!! Planet Rypton wuz destroyed (frozen in time) when the sound of 311 MUSIC CEASEd to eXist. This happend when a Naysayer ventured onto Rypton's global metropolis city known az "ThreeElevenopolis" & stole all our 311 music. I crashed here on EARTH, in a town called Shittsville, on October 31st, 2003. My mission here on EARTH iz to restore life back on Rypton by re-introducing 311's music. My return to 311 Heaven (Rypton) can only B achieved once all band members return spiritally on their own terms. Till then, THEY'll continue to Rock the Fuck out here on Earth! And I'll continue to patronize az many 311 shows az possible. Sorry to disappoint but, I am merely a SUPERfan NOT a SUPERhero. I, SUPERfan, am just one of millions of SUPERfanz -Collectively known az the HIVE. The HIVE iz where I draw my ENERGY from. I attended my 1st 311 show az SUPERfan @ the GROVE of Anaheim on August 1st, 2005. On March 11th, 2008 (311 Day) I'll B attending my 21st 311 show. I look forward to attendin' MANY MANY more. I can only WISH & DREAM of attending every single 311 concert but even though I have a 311 SUPERcape, I have certain weaknesses. My BIGGEST weaknesses are RYPTOhol & RYPTOponic! Too much RYPTOhol & RYPTOponic may someday lead to my DOWN-DOWNfall. Yet, I need them in moderation to remain functional. Another weakness iz an EARTHLY asset known az Legal Tender! Without this assest I'm limited az to the number of shows I can attend. I am so GRATEFUL of ALL the other SUPERfanz in which I've met. You're all AMAZing! It's been a REAL PLEASURE meeting U ALL!!! I hope to meet MANY more of U in the future. LET the COUNTDOWN BEGIN for the neXt earthly celebration of the GREATEST band in the universe -311!!
Create your countdown widget and more at Blixy.com!


311 Uplifter Widget