Eric

Eric

My oath to you.........



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got some.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words to explain it to your dumbass.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask; because you are my friend.



10. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.



Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.