*Taking part in the D.I.Y. roller derby revival*
* rough and tumble girls on wheels * fast wheels and even faster women * bruises * feisty femme fatales * hair, nails, skates and fishnets a-flying * war wounds * cat fights *
(Dateline: Kinston NC) The entire North Carolina barbeque supply was entirely eliminated today, reports say, as a result of a visit by a Virginia resident.
Christina A. Stolen, age 33, of Williamsburg VA, was named as a suspect in the disapperance of the missing BBQ. Anonymous sources say that Stolen, on a visit to her sister in Kinston NC, either absconded with the entire state BBQ supply or ate it all while she was in North Carolina. The facts are not clear at press time but a warrant for her arrest has been issued on the charge of "larceny of state property".
"No one should be able to steal ALL of our state's livelihood," Gov. Mike Easley said from his hovercraft on the Bogue Sound. "One should moderate!"
The chairman of the NC BBQ association, Art E. Choke stated "It's a crime! Now we may have to import BBQ from Texas, and our citizens, I don't think, will accept it." Vice chairwoman Anne Chovie concured. "It's just wrong," Chovy stated.
Stolen, from a barbeque-depleted Florida by way of Virginia, is currently the subject of an APB by four neighboring states regarding the theft of BBQ. Her husband, Eric Stolen of the Persian Gulf, speaking through a U.S. Navy spokesman, stands by his wife's innocence. (Kinston Freedom Press - 25 Nov 2006)
Uh oh! I am having another party! Much like the wedding, yet much different.
This one is for my 24th birthday and will be at my house on Friday, June 9th about 7:30 ish.
It's a totally tubular 80's prom. You must be dressed to impress. There will be spiked hunch punch, kegs of cheap beer, a dance floor for break dancing, balloon fabulous backdrop to recreate your prom photos, bunches of 80's hits, and, you will probably get laid.
Hey!
I've got connnections at Skate Station in Orange Park. (or Mandarin). My sister is a manager there, and I worked there for a while. We are trying to get a league started also, but are having a little trouble with what exactly we should do. Send me a message if you'd like to talk about having a get together up here. Maybe we can work together on starting our leagues, or even mesh them together somehow.
