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Well I am the Emaculator, so uhh watch out ladies, i'm so potent i can get a girl pregnant from 5 feet away
Latest Blog Entries
- Apr 23, 2007 4:13 AM Confession of a Pine Cone Picker and An Homage to Folk Art
- Jan 20, 2007 6:56 AM Did I ever tell you I love you?
- Nov 29, 2006 9:03 PM Lets talk about drugs children
- Nov 23, 2006 7:57 AM "It is not Politically Correct but it WILL be sexy"
- Jul 27, 2006 7:57 AM hakuna Matata (fuck you if i spelled it wrong i don't fucking care)
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About me:
I am a person, who has feelings and problems just like you, so step off bitch or I'll bust a cap in your ass, hoe. What i mean is I'm a "Hello, how was your day?" kinda guy. Don't get me wrong i do know how to party hardy, at Hardy's if need be. But i am not just some sex doll put up on a stage for you to use and toss away like some kotex womenly product, period. But i totally with will tease the cave monster if need be, just as long as you polish the banister for me, get my drift...... But don't be decieved i am not some sex hound willing to put it in any biped walking down the street. corner me and I will fight back, I'm not about to lose this competition, I've come too far and gramps is counting on me so i can free him from the evil wizard dragon kngiht man from the dark void......I need some White Catsle, I know I know it can't be healthy but hey what the, Fuck where did i put my photon torpedos again, i swear i lose them about everyday, if i keep this up Spock is going to have my ass.Who I'd like to meet:
................People, it gets lonely here sometimes, just no soccer moms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once they beat me upDetails
- Status: Single
- Hometown: Grayslake
- Body type: Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Someday
- Smoke / Drink: No / No





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10 of 155MoreI loves you so big
WHY HELLO!!!!!! How goes the hander/handler of holy flyers/pamplets?
Hey Jesse :-)
How have you been?
YO! Hooray for Add. Thanks for Chicago tour once again. Also you wouldn't happen to have Sam's blogspot handy would you?
I miss you ho bag!
sure give me a call tomorrow after 6 if you want
seeee ya
a bus ride saturday that reminded me of you:
"if she LOVES me - you KNOW what she's gonna do
Take me to WHITE CASTLE!"
-insane dude talkin to himself in a deep croak
JESSE!!
it was so great seeing you at pitchfork! How are you doing?
happy birthday ho!!
Happy Birthday Jesse