Naomi

Lady
today we went to the beach and we ate samwiches with sand in them and then we had icecream and now i am going to book another flight to brisbane to see my friend.
*waves*
Lady x

LoobieLoo
Yetserday I met koalas and a kangaroo and a wallaby and i didn't steal any of them honest and then i ran around with some dingoes and then i had a samwiches and then we went to the cinema and it was fun then we went home
W@nker x

I was going to start a petition to send to Paramount to ask them to make Ghostbusters 3. But I just can't be bothered.

Tea?

la la la...
oh look! It's my shadow!
*tag you're it*
W@nker x

Hi Naomi,

Please go to the link below and, if there's anything you can do to help, I'd be incredibly grateful.

Thank you

Adam

www.justgiving.com/adamburrage

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10 facts about Jude Law

1. Jude's favorite member of the Rice Krispies adverts was 'Pop' as he too had a miniscule penis.

2. Sadie Frost, his ex, was in the video for Common People by Pulp. Jude went one better by being in the music video for Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel, playing a large piece of fruit. Jude still considers this his finest work.

3. Jude his completely unaware of his legs. Which when you think about it, is quite sad.

4. He once wrote on his school bag in big black marker pen "Remember Jude, pear drops are not made from pears" as he thought it would be a question in his G.C.S.E maths mock exam, it wasn't. Everyone in the playground after kicked him up the arse for a month.

5. Wear a green jumper near Jude and he sings 'Greensleves' for an hour until you are so annoyed you take your top off. This is his one and only way of getting to see girls breasts.

6. Jude hates Paul Simon. In fact Jude hates all people who have a christian name for a surname, such as John Terry, Honor Blackman and David Jason.

7. Peak Practice, Bargain Hunt, Brookside, The Culture Show, Question Time. Everytime one of these programmes is on Jude takes a huge dump. No matter where he is in the world, even in the back of a taxi or at the World Trade Centre Memorial he drops his pants and squeezes one out. He also encourages others to do it, which is worse.

8. When making that shit film, Captain Spycaptain of Tomorrow, or whatever it was called, Jude made tea for all the production team. A nice thing to do I hear you say, well no, unfortunately Jude slipped a little 'something' into everyone's mug. Everyone from the director to the runner woke up 3 days later in Woolworths in Stoke, working behind a till wearing a Woollies uniform and Santa hat. Some people do 'date rapes', Jude 'date japes'.

9. Jude was very upset to find out the Super Furry Animals were welsh, he was even more pissed off that they were human and not actual animals.

10. Jude once trashed a post office cos someone complained about him shitting against the Bureau de Change. You guessed it, Bargain Hunt was on at the time.

merry facking xmas!

sid
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Boo!

Long time no squeak: sent you a big wave via e-mail t'other day: hope you still got same addy...

Am loving the new pad (i.e. this here page): this being your place I thought it wouldn't be overstated. There's Bonzo Dog, Nemi, Kevin Smith & Will Ferrell (today), all of which makes me happy!