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  • General

    My interests are sleeping, eating treats, hiding in paper bags, chasing things that move, rubbing things when I itch, rolling around, and playing hockey. I live alone, but I enjoy my independence. I like to make friends. Meowwowww! Caption for image I also love love love Whisker Lickens! Mmmmm...Good stuff. I raise my right paw to the creator of Whisker Lickens. And Beef Jerky!!!!! Here's my newest analogy: "Sex" is to "Bill Clinton" as "Whisker Lickens and Beef Jerky" is to "Friendly Meowington Esquire Kennedy Onassis III". Here's another anology to help you understand my obsession with Whisker Lickens and Beef Jerky: "The Godfather Trilogy" is to "the best mob movie ever created in time" as "Whisker Lickens" is to "the best kitty teaser ever made for the love of cats".
  • Music

    I love musicals! "I am sixteen going on seventeen. Meow meow meow meow meow meowwww. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meowwwwwwww." Step aside Julie Andrews! Caption for image My mom's phone make synthetic kitten meows when she gets a call. It's not very realistic, but I get fooled everytime. Sometimes my mom will sing to me too. She's kind of silly. She's not very good but I love it.
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About me:

Meow meow meeeoowww moew. Meow meow. Meowowwowwoww! Meow meow meow meow meow meeeeooowwwoww meow. Don't get Friendly Meowington upset...or else.... Caption for image Next time he'll think twice before crossing me!

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 2' 2" / More to love!
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Love kids, but not for me
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Secret Agent
  • Income: $75,000 to $100,000

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