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Genre: Comedy / Pop / Punk
Location Basildon, Un
Profile Views: 560413
Last Login: 1/18/2012
Member Since 10/13/2005
Website www.kuntandthegang.co.uk
Record Label Disco Minge Records
Type of Label Indie
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Bio
Hallo it's Kunt here. This is the Myspace page for Kunt and the Gang. We are responsible for a number of minor internet hit comedy songs like Fucksticks, Have A Wank and I Sucked Off A Bloke. In recent years Kunt and the Gang have played sell-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and won the Malcolm Hardee Cunning Stunt Award for encouraging people to deface pictures of comedians with stickers of a crudely drawn penis and testicles. They have featured on Channel 4's shoddy low-rent internet clip show RudeTube, won Album Title Of The Year in NME, performed as guests of drug-addled pop ponce Pete Doherty and received death threats from mental Michael Jackson fans over their YouTube tribute. They have been banned from Butlins, had their YouTube channel closed down and scored two of the most inappropriately titled top 75 UK hit singles of all time with their tracks Fucksticks and Use My Arsehole As A Cunt. Go and have a peek at our website: www.kuntandthegang.co.uk -
Members
Kunt - Vocals, Keyboards, Drum Machines. Little Kunt - Vocals, Kazoos. -
Influences
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Sounds Like
"Just when you thought all the great choruses had been used, Kunt and the Gang arrive to show Coldplay how it's done in jaw-dropping, potty mouthed style." .. NME "Life-affirmingly puerile stuff, set to one of the most infectious and upbeat melodies imaginable." CHARLIE BROOKER IN THE GUARDIAN "A one man filth machine...the perfect soundtrack to a drunken lads' night in." BIZARRE "Our favorite band - for at least ten minutes last Friday..." .. ROLLING STONE "The child in me was in hysterics but the rest of me couldn't stop wincing." .. MUSICTRUTH.CO.UK "Imagine The Macc Lads singing along to a Casio Keyboard... lyrically insane from start to finish." .. PUNKGLOBE WEBZINE "SINGER'S VULGAR STAGE NAME SPARKS OUTRAGE" BASILDON ECHO "Kunt miraculously comes across as a pleasant young man who just happens to enjoy swearing, masturbating over ladies on television and offering himself to celebrities." THE SKINNY "Immense respect is due simply for being willing to cavort through town dressed as Fred and Rose West." B3TA.COM "Like early-80s era Depeche Mode trying to be prosecuted under obscenity laws, Kunt and his puppet pal Little Kunt perform routines about everything from Fred West to Carol Vorderman. Politically correct it isn't but your guilty sniggers will soon turn to belly laughs as improbably surreal scenarios are played out." GUARDIAN GUIDE "I am not even going to review this shit." ANDY MALCOLM, COLLECTIVE ZINE "Kunt And The Gang is here to save Christmas music for everyone with a crass sincerity that should make X-Factor, Rage Against The Machine and Sony all bow their heads in shame." JGRAM, DISKANT.NET "...they make some of the most addictive, clever and downright bizarre electro pop punk around..." BIG CHEESE "From Basildon to Baghdad, by the end of the year Kunt's gonna be on everybody's lips..." FIESTA "...a musical exhibition in the permanently perverted." .. AUDIO SCRIBBLER "A cult in the making" .. BENT MAGAZINE "If the Daily Mail saw any of this they would have enough for a year of campaigning!" NEGATIVE REACTION FANZINE "Forget Cock-Rocking, Kunt-Popping is bound to be the biggest thing this year. Remember where you heard it first." KNAVE "...a cacophony of smut that'd make Jim Davidson blush" NOISY FANZINE "...you won't hear any other artist extol the virtues of Geoff Capes's pubes" THE SKINNY "Calling [Kunt and the Gang] adolescent would be an insult to most teenagers in the country." DIE SHELLSUIT DIE FANZINE "Kunt sings with the combined earnestness of the entire Open University staff about sex and serial killers." .. IS THIS MUSIC WEBZINE "If Kunt doesn't receive a Brit in the next two years I'll lick my dog's bollocks." .. BINGO, FIESTA "...this record could make even a stroke victim smile.".. SUBBA-CULTCHA WEBZINE "The sexiest band of all time... or just some gimp with his knob out?" TEXTUAL MOLESTER "Imagine, er, Momus crossed with Depeche Mode, Benny Hill, Ronnie Barker and Roy Chubby Brown and youre somewhere on the way to the schoolboyish toilet and onanism transfixed filth that drives this whole venture on." SOUNDS XP
Videos
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Latest Blog Entries
- Dec 1, 2010 9:45 AM Check out my new video: Kunt and the Gang - Use My Arsehole As A C*nt (Nick Clegg Story)
- Nov 11, 2010 2:16 PM HELP GET KUNT TO XMAS NUMBER 1
- Nov 9, 2010 9:33 AM two new interviews
- Oct 12, 2010 3:14 PM Edinburgh Minge reviews
- Aug 4, 2010 12:35 PM Edinburgh Minge Festival 2010
Member Since:
October 13, 2005Members:
Kunt - Vocals, Keyboards, Drum Machines.Little Kunt - Vocals, Kazoos.
Influences:
Carol Vorderman, Viz, Ian Rush and Barry George.Sounds Like:
"Just when you thought all the great choruses had been used, Kunt and the Gang arrive to show Coldplay how it's done in jaw-dropping, potty mouthed style."NME
"Life-affirmingly puerile stuff, set to one of the most infectious and upbeat melodies imaginable."
CHARLIE BROOKER IN THE GUARDIAN
"A one man filth machine...the perfect soundtrack to a drunken lads' night in."
BIZARRE
"Our favorite band - for at least ten minutes last Friday..."
ROLLING STONE
"The child in me was in hysterics but the rest of me couldn't stop wincing."
MUSICTRUTH.CO.UK
"Imagine The Macc Lads singing along to a Casio Keyboard... lyrically insane from start to finish."
PUNKGLOBE WEBZINE
"SINGER'S VULGAR STAGE NAME SPARKS OUTRAGE"
BASILDON ECHO
"Kunt miraculously comes across as a pleasant young man who just happens to enjoy swearing, masturbating over ladies on television and offering himself to celebrities."
THE SKINNY
"Immense respect is due simply for being willing to cavort through town dressed as Fred and Rose West."
B3TA.COM
"Like early-80s era Depeche Mode trying to be prosecuted under obscenity laws, Kunt and his puppet pal Little Kunt perform routines about everything from Fred West to Carol Vorderman. Politically correct it isn't but your guilty sniggers will soon turn to belly laughs as improbably surreal scenarios are played out."
GUARDIAN GUIDE
"I am not even going to review this shit."
MEAN SPIRITED ANDY MALCOLM, COLLECTIVE ZINE
"Kunt And The Gang is here to save Christmas music for everyone with a crass sincerity that should make X-Factor, Rage Against The Machine and Sony all bow their heads in shame."
JGRAM, DISKANT.NET
"...they make some of the most addictive, clever and downright bizarre electro pop punk around..."
BIG CHEESE
"From Basildon to Baghdad, by the end of the year Kunt's gonna be on everybody's lips..."
FIESTA
"...a musical exhibition in the permanently perverted."
AUDIO SCRIBBLER
"A cult in the making"
BENT MAGAZINE
"If the Daily Mail saw any of this they would have enough for a year of campaigning!"
NEGATIVE REACTION FANZINE
"Forget Cock-Rocking, Kunt-Popping is bound to be the biggest thing this year. Remember where you heard it first."
KNAVE
"...a cacophony of smut that'd make Jim Davidson blush"
NOISY FANZINE
"...you won't hear any other artist extol the virtues of Geoff Capes's pubes"
THE SKINNY
"Calling [Kunt and the Gang] adolescent would be an insult to most teenagers in the country."
DIE SHELLSUIT DIE FANZINE
"Kunt sings with the combined earnestness of the entire Open University staff about sex and serial killers."
IS THIS MUSIC WEBZINE
"If Kunt doesn't receive a Brit in the next two years I'll lick my dog's bollocks."
BINGO, FIESTA
"...this record could make even a stroke victim smile."
SUBBA-CULTCHA WEBZINE
"The sexiest band of all time... or just some gimp with his knob out?"
TEXTUAL MOLESTER
"Imagine, er, Momus crossed with Depeche Mode, Benny Hill, Ronnie Barker and Roy Chubby Brown and youre somewhere on the way to the schoolboyish toilet and onanism transfixed filth that drives this whole venture on."
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10 of 4672MoreGreat night last night mate, was a pleasure meeting you again. Keep up the good work.
Hope you're having a great week.
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thanks for the add Kman!..you make me laugh my bag off..wait..there it is..never mind!
Wanks for Adding Us Kunt Appreciate it mate we saw your royal fucksticks video brilliant man had us in stitches thanks kunt :)