Anything that has decent lyrics, which excludes dance music, rap (which i consider to be american hip hop), techno, jazz, any female artist who doesn't play an instrument and (i'm singling this one out) FERGIE!
Movies
Comedy will win 9 out of 10 times with the 1 time being a decent action movie, it doesnt have to be well thought out or well written it just has to have some bad ass hero kickin the shit outta someone with a bad fake accent!
Television
Is basically a taste test to see what series is worth buying a season of on dvd, arrested developement is one of the most unappreciated tv shows of our generation, 10.30 time slot with no advertising... i hope someone lost their job for that one.
Books
Autobiographies. note: not biographies.
Heroes
Spiderman... he'd kick YOUR ass! just recently, iron man.
About me: My name is Philip Michael Stanley, my initials are P.M.S. I'ts better to get the embarrasing stuff outta the way early. I'm a POM, originally from liverpuddle, but ive lived here since i was like 3, so im basically an aussie, got the tan and accent to prove it, and i even shower! My footy team is sydney swans, my cricket teams are australia and s.a. my favourite lawnbowls team are the guys with the red balls, they rock.
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Dude you have to see fired up it reminds me of us. Dude the blond guy said a damn pick up line that you have used before. It's scary... Well man i will see you in like ten days for good i probably be back by the time you check this so this is probably a waste of time but i wrote it anyway...
I'll bet it was fun starting work at 9 on Sunday. Thats the first time i've seen u chuck without u putting ya hand down ur throat. The tequila I bought u probably didnt help. Ahhhh ur a good lad.
hey fallopian tube i am coming down next week for my birthday. so get your ass ready to be as drunk as we were last time. lets see if we all throw up in the same night again haha..
Hey Dude give me your address so i can send you all the rise against cd's... Also get off your lazy ass and book your tickets to Melbourne or i am going to sell your ticket also i got some fucking sweet as pictures of us at swish so i will have to post them up.
Finally i just applied for ten bar jobs. So i think i am your favorite person haha!!!
sup. dont know if u would be interested but ill tell ya any ways. im having a piss up at mine on february the 28th it will be a saturday night. can get as drunk as u want coz the hospital is only a 5 minute drive away. let us know if ur keen. my family will be in queensland. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
oi remember a chick from high skool who's name was chantelle and she had black hair with sort of a mullett? she was in our year level and wasnt to popular. apparently she is hot as now?????????????? wots her last name can u remember?
Here's a recipe for fun: wake yourself up at 6, have a massive bowl of cereal and 2 cups of coffee, then do jumping jacks til the time is right. Power turd, my friend. It's just like being back at MVHS, all in a half hour time frame
woo rise against!!! i should actually really listen to some of their music first so i have an idea of what im going to! it will be fun! r u bringing ur gf??
This dude robs a bank and screams "No body look up or I'll shoot!". Some dude tries to be a hero and looks up, so the robber shoots him right in the head. "Did anyone else see my face?" he screams. There's a pause for a second, then a voice from the back of the room says "I think my wife caught a glimpse..."
Well then. I'm pretty bored right now. I've got work in a few hours, and I don't really drink anymore. I need to study something
dude we must of been pretty messy drunk near the end of friday nite. i can remember throwing ice cubes at each other then we started spitting them at each other. ahhh drunkeness will never get boring.
Phil eats food, why would you finger a defensless seal? its silly. pilchards fit so easily into the rectum of a giant sloth ant they like to eat garabery berries meow!. as you may have noticed I am also a member of janjenga ltd. and comply with several laws including.- eating socks, looking at feet and ovcoarse mingeling with pirates from yander bay. chipo cabra the saga continiues......
Hey bitch put your had up if you are going to FUCKING RISE AGAINST! that's right i have my fucking hand up and still writing this message at the same time. YES I KNOW I AM A FUCKING GENIUS and you know what you can put your fucking hand up too because i just bought you A TICKET too so fucking happy 22nd bitch. That's right we are going to FUCKING RISE AGAINST IN FUCKING MELBOURNE.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PS.... I AM COMING BACK HOME IN 6 WEEKS SO BREAK OUT THE LUBE BECAUSE I WILL BE PENETRATING YOUR FUCKING ASS HAHAHA..... AH... COUGH... COUGH... HAHAHAHAHAHA..
Hey sexy, Sorry for the late message but i have been working like a mother fuck and it is not slowing down. i have to buy my rise against ticket soon you should buy yours too since it will sell out soon just go on ticketek and buy one before it's too late. well man take it easy dude.
