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About me:

There is no time for this. I have to unpack. Don't you have anything to do? Are we this desperate to blow off reality that we'll type things into boxes for other people to see in boxes, all of us poised in front of glowing screens for hours at a time? We are? OK then, I guess I can relax. As long as we're clear about this.

What about me? Do I really exist? Am I not just a random mass of swirling subatomic particles, whoosing through space and time? Sure, except when I kick the bedpost with bare feet... then all of a sudden I'm way material. Does a dog have Buddha nature?

Sure. I want things. I want to be content. I want you to be content. I want forms to be content. I want people to get paid in proportion to their labor. I want clothes that fit. My pants are always too short. I want to believe that people don't find me extremely irritating. I want to not find myself really irritating. The rest of you, I've pretty much given up hope. Just kidding!

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Who I'd like to meet:

Mao Zedong, Craig Scanlon, Bhagwahn Sri Rashneesh, Dick Cheney, Bakunin, Chblosky, Michelle, Pia Zedora, the lobster from the little mermaid, Jimmy Durante, Subcommandante Marcos, Emma Goldman, Huntz Hall, Daryl Hall, John S Hall's brother Frank, the Kids in the Hall, Halle Berry, Chuck Berry, Chuck Jones, Chuck Taylor, Chuck Wagon (y'know, the Dickies, offed himself...), Jesus, his brother Harry, Ari Up, Upton Sinclair, that guy from that band, Francesca Lia Block, John Poindexter, Buster Poindexter, Poindexter from that cartoon with the dog, Tennessee Tuxedo, Tennessee Williams (well, no not him).

and you

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Wayside NJ
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 0"
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Librarian

Schools

  • Rutgers The State University Central Office

    • New Brunswick,New Jersey
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: MLIS
    • Minor: Threat
    • Clubs: SOURCE, LISSA, Save Douglass College!
    • Greek: Rho
    2004 to 2005

  • Fordham University

    • Bronx,New York
    • Graduated: 1984
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: Comp Lit
    • Minor: Consciousness Expansion/Punk Rock
    • Clubs: Fly Ashtray
    • Greek: Iota
    1982 to 1984

  • Simons Rock College Of Bard

    • Great Barrington,Massachusetts
    • Graduated: 1982
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Liberal Arts
    • Minor: Groundhog's Day (not the movie)
    • Clubs: People who hung out in Vi's room
    • Greek: Zeta
    1980 to 1982

Companies

  • Jersey City Free Public Library

    • Jersey City, NJ US
    • Librarian/Asst. Mgr
    2006-

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