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Jesus
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Deny me thrice, and I'll kick your ass.
Male
103 years old
JERUSALEM, Jerusalem
Israel
Last Login: 6/30/2009
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Jesus's Interests
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| General | Carpentry, theology, peace, love, understanding, and Limp Bizkit. | | Heroes | God, The Holy Spirit, John the Baptist, and David Hasselhoff. Not so much for "Baywatch," more for "Knight Rider." That show was awesome. |
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Jesus's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Hometown: | Nazareth | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Occupation: | Full-time saviour. | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
Hello.
You may have heard about me. I am the Lord, your God. He who is called wonderful, magnificent, the Prince of Peace, etc. You know. Jesus.
It's nice to meet you.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Other deities, perhaps those who have also made the ultimate sacrifice for their followers... maybe we could have a martyred deity cookout or file a class-action lawsuit or something. Other than that, I'm down with meeting anyone, believers, non-believers, haters, and those who just wanna spread a little lovin', just like me.
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