Ali Mafi
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About me:
I'm Ali. You probably already know me. Yes honey, I am a celebrity. What? No, I am not that fat guy from the Mighty Ducks. Good Lord... My name is Ali Mafi, I am a Stand Up Comic and student from San Francisco. I'm the worlds only funny gay, fat, Muslim. (The other gay fat Muslims are soooooo unfunny). I enjoy reading...pornographic magazines, watching television...that includes naked people, and long walks on the beach...that end in butt sex. I'm a super liberal (can ya tell?) who hates Bush...because I'm from San Francisco and its the LAW. I enjoy good friends...I LOVE JANICE...but not in a hetero disgusting way. I have a bunch of shows coming up so message me and I'll get you the details. Only for people with sense of humor...all others, please report to any sanctioned USF event. Let's see..., what else, what else...hmmm I guess that's all for now. Wanna hear my comedy? Thought So! Check it out: www.alimafi.com .. .. ..
Who I'd like to meet:
The Cho, The Griffen, and of course, the Perez Hilton (He's Hot!). Britney for sure, just so I could ask her, "Bitch you coul choose from any man in America and you picked him?!?! Shit, even my fat faggoty ass wouldn't fuck him..." LFO...just so I could point and laugh at them. O-town...(See Above). Richard Pryor...RIP and the Lohan...oh oh oh, and the Tyra too!Details
- Status: In a Relationship
- Hometown: San Francisco, CA
- Orientation: Gay
- Religion: Muslim
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: In college
- Income: $75,000 to $100,000
Interests
General
Comedy, Reality TV (I Know, I Know...), Video Games (I Know, I Know...), Partying with half drunk hot boys on the verge of their first gay experience, Inappropriate Laughing at Inappropriate Times, Gays (Love Them Crazy Queers), Arguing, Reading Craigslist Wanted Ads (Now that shits funny). Funny Ali Mafi Quotes: "My Dad insists the reason he left was because he didn't want to raise a gay child...which totally explains why he left when I was two. I totally hit my gay stride at two." "I really like playing Poker...don't care for the name, but I enjoy playing it." "It's not tough being fat...it's just tough when you're gay, Muslim, and fat...that shit's fucked..." "If your bi-sexual boyfriend loves Van Morrison and loves rim jobs, you can call him your little Brown Eyed Girl..." "The problem with America...is White People..." "White People of America...Please Follow Me....STOP ACTING BLACK...you too Filipinos!"Music
The true meaning of Eclectic: Madonna, Rent, Biggie, Lil' Kim, Leela James, Cher, Tracy Chapman, Tupac, Destiny's Child, Robbie Williams, Queen Latifah, Lauren Mendez (The LGM!), Young Jeezy, Sean Paul, Akon, Rihanna, Rupee, Pink, Patti Labelle, Chaka Kahn, Tina Turner, Nina Sky, Miri Ben Ari, Kane West, Jay Z, Deborah Cox, Baby Bash, Black Eyed Peas, Musicals, Adina Howard, Fantasia, Kelly ClarksonMovies
The Birdcage, Rent, Too Wong Foo, Beaches (I Know, I Know...), Sister Act I & II, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (I'm a fat kid, what can I say?), Any Horrible Gay Indie Film With Horrible Acting, Any Horrible Lifetime Movie, Any Movie with an Obvious Closet Gay Character, oh, and Trick for the greatest movie line in history: "You ever get cum in your eye? It BURNS!"Television
Making The Band 3, The Apprentice, Ellen, Martha Stewert, America's Next Top Model, The Tyra Banks Show, The Golden Girls, Mama's Family, Best Week Ever, Commander in Cheif, Boston Legal, The Real World, Gauntlet, Noah's Arc, My Perfect Gay Wedding, True Life, Survivor, Big Brother, Anything Pro Wrestling (I Know, I Know...), Degrassi, Will and Grace, Queer as Folk, Oz, The Amazing Race, NextHeroes
Cho, Pryor, Griffen, Harvey Milk, MLK, Malcolm X, my mommy, my sis, and my grandmommy.
Schools
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University Of San Francisco
- San Francisco,California
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Political Science/Sociology
- Minor: Legal Studies
2003 to Present -
San Marin High
- Novato,California
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
1999 to 2003 -
San Marin High
- Novato,California
- Graduated: 2003
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1999 to 2003