Joel
Joel My cologne is distilled from the bilge water of Rupert Murdoch's yacht.

Male
104 years old
ASTORIA, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 12/14/2009
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    Joel's Interests
GeneralRocking. Talking about rocking. Imagining new exciting ways to rock.
MusicThe White Stripes, Muse, Smashing Pumpkins, U2, The Strokes, Soul Coughing, The Killers, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Tori Amos, Franz Ferdinand, Pixies, Jane's Addiction, New Order, The Cure, Interpol, Acid Hero, Scissor Sisters, Foo Fighters, Radiohead, Verve, A Tribe Called Quest, The Sheila Divine, Tenacious D, Queens Of The Stone Age, Lauryn Hill, Jesus And Mary Chain, REM, NIN, Depeche Mode, The Like, We Are Scientists
MoviesThe Cat's Meow, Lost In Translation, Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky, A.I., Blade Runner, 61, The Natural, Reservoir Dogs, Office Space, Million Dollar Baby
TelevisionThe Simpsons, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Entourage, Yankee games, The Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Man vs. Wild
BooksAnything by Cormac McCarthy, Holidays on Ice... David Sedaris, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot... Al Franken, The Tetherballs of Bougainville... Mark Leyner, Rides of the Midway... Lee Durkey
HeroesJimmy Chamberlain, Bill Clinton, Michael Moore, Cormac McCarthy, Dave Grohl, Bill Maher, Tori Amos
Groups: The Brotherhood of Joels

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     Joel's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:nyc
Body type:6' 0"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday



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Leila [personal]

Leila [personal]



Nov 25 2008 1:27 AM

Play for my birthday! Hahaha! You're not helping me be less bummed about it :O
Leila [personal]

Leila [personal]



Nov 24 2008 7:52 AM

So, I'm not too stoked on the fact that I keep missing out on these shows! This year hasn't been fantastic and that has to change!
Ticia

ticia garrett



Oct 24 2008 1:07 AM

omg! hot damn. you look pretty freaking good for 103. i hope someone buys you a birthday smoothie.
crayolacrayons

beckie lim



Oct 22 2008 1:20 PM

Happy Birthday! I hope it really is your birthday! If not Drink and eat cake anyway :)
Rebecca

Rebecca



Oct 21 2008 11:08 PM

Happy B-Day a day early! Rock on!
Electric Eddie™

Electric Eddie™



Oct 9 2008 5:25 PM

Photobucket
crayolacrayons

beckie lim



Aug 23 2008 5:35 PM

Hi!
Leila [personal]

Leila [personal]



Jul 1 2008 10:56 PM

don't you just love my luck?
Children of the Unicorn

Children of the Unicorn



Jun 16 2008 1:40 PM

2 NYC shows coming up!

Fri. 6/20 at Fontana's at 11:30pm.

Wed. 6/25 w/ Little Death (featuring Moby) at Mercury Lounge, 8:30pm

Advance tix recommended for the Merc Show -- go to www. mercuryloungenyc. com
Leila [personal]

Leila [personal]



May 30 2008 2:37 AM

yay, you'll be in philly soon! so stoked.
Moi?

Moi?



May 7 2008 7:40 PM

Hello friend! Moi? is playing Saturday in NYC!

as u probubly alreddy know, I have had my eye on u since soffmore year. Puberty may have cum late for u, butt when it did, OMFG! Remember when I axidentilly ran into u when we were playing baddmitton on Phy Ed? Well...um...that wasnt a axident. When we touched, it set off a hott fire insyde me- a fire that will burn probubly for years of graduashun.

I'm voting 4 u 4 most likely to make me wanna do the wyld thing on your leg! What are u doing this summer????

We r playing @ Prom. Its gonna be totally rad! And after, one of the guyz has a hotel room (Best Western, I think), so if u wanna go, we have schnapps.

C U Saturday!!!

Sat May 10 @ Fontana's, NYC - 9:30pm

w/ Lovewhip!
Masculin Feminin

Masculin Feminin



Apr 22 2008 4:40 PM

TheMizzFitt

Tracy Thompkins



Apr 21 2008 6:14 PM

You were sooooo awesome on Saturday!
*~Alyssa~*

*~Alyssa~*



Apr 1 2008 10:44 AM

Hi!!! You lied you look much younger than a 102!!!

*Hugs*
Anya Garrett

Anya Garrett



Mar 12 2008 9:27 PM

Thanks! Actually my mama gave them to me...

sxsw,
a.
Anya Garrett

Anya Garrett



Mar 1 2008 11:39 PM

That's a BOLD statement, Mister.
Anya Garrett

Anya Garrett



Dec 11 2007 7:12 PM

Name at least two. Then give me a week and unlimited resources.
Anya Garrett

Anya Garrett



Dec 11 2007 6:50 PM

anything you can do, i can do better.

Joel Cradle
Leslie

Leslie



Dec 2 2007 6:17 PM

I'm moving just fine=) Things are good. Ya know me and Ally drinking whiskey, decorating for the holiday and trying to hustle=) Hope all is well in NY and congrats on all the music success as of late!
Leslie

Leslie



Nov 29 2007 9:00 AM

HA...today my heart swings...=) Things Dear Joel are good minus the strike, minus the bullshit...but the west coast is doing real fine tonight=) A
Tragedy: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees

Tragedy: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees



Nov 25 2007 3:35 AM

Anya Garrett

Anya Garrett



Nov 13 2007 3:38 PM

Crop the top of your default photo and we'll talk about higher placement.
Christina

Christina



Nov 10 2007 7:43 PM

I've entrusted Joel to help correct my drummer dyslexia.

I can't wait to not be a Special Needs Rocker any longer.
Masculin Feminin

Masculin Feminin



Oct 22 2007 9:49 PM

Hello Scorpio on the cusp of Libra. I trust you slaughtered some hippies on your birthday. In fact, I know that it happened because I witnessed the carnage firsthand.
TheMizzFitt

Tracy Thompkins



Oct 22 2007 3:48 PM

Happy Birthday!
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