JEFF IS DEAD!!!
JEFF IS DEAD!!! BANG!!!

Male
37 years old
COLUMBUS, OHIO
United States



Last Login: 12/13/2004
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    JEFF IS DEAD!!!'s Interests
Generalpiss and blood... and long walks on the beach...and self-loathing.
Music I am way too cool to actually admit that I like anything. except the music of Kimya Dawson!...and an occasional power ballad.
Books again, I'm much too cool to admit that I like making sense of words on numbered pages thrown together in a neat little flip package.
Heroesandy kaufman and ben franklin

     JEFF IS DEAD!!!'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Body type:2' 6"
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:Some college
Occupation:disappointing people.

   JEFF IS DEAD!!!'s Companies
american proverb.com
columbus, oh US
owner/operator/tattoo artist




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   JEFF IS DEAD!!!'s Blurbs
About me:
I'M AN ASSHOLE!!! and oh yeah, I'm a complete bastard, too. I suck at everything I do... look at how horrible my tattooing is @ www.americanproverb.com (jeff) I have also been known to shamelessly self-promote.
Who I'd like to meet:
and potatoes.

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JEFF IS DEAD!!! has 34 friends.
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John

John



Dec 24 2007 8:45 PM

Hey i found this AWESOME website for getting stuff for my cellphone like ringtones, wallpapers etc.. you should check it out cause they are FREE.. CLICK HERE and get some stuff for the cell phone this christmas

Thee crafty hermit

Thee crafty hermit



Oct 13 2007 12:26 PM

Thee crafty hermit

Thee crafty hermit



Feb 24 2005 7:47 PM

lies! he's not dead!
kimya dawson

kimya dawson



Dec 22 2004 5:48 AM

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snaggle toof



Dec 1 2004 1:24 AM

ohhhhhhh, it's the little piggy. i miss you guys.
MARCO ALEXIS DENIS

MARCO ALEXIS DENIS



Nov 30 2004 6:04 PM

When are u going to let us fly ur ass down hear is the real question son. Yo i am coming in december so lets pull out the running shoes it time for a marathon. yo wathc out for the black guys or is that black ice.
Sarah aka White Mocha

Sarah aka White Mocha



Nov 20 2004 5:59 PM

A table dance... what are you talking about?!
I am sooo confused.
Rob

Rob



Nov 20 2004 11:26 AM

Oh that's why we get along so well being that I've been know to be an asshole and without a doubt a total and complete bastard.And here I thought it was our love of the theater and all things Liberace.Stay Evil.
Vios Con Diablos
Sarah aka White Mocha

Sarah aka White Mocha



Nov 19 2004 5:55 PM

Lordy... lordy... I did drink all that alcohol didn't I?! I think I will make you a samich.
kimya dawson

kimya dawson



Nov 18 2004 4:12 PM

hahaha! i looked at all the presents before i went to sleep last night and was so happy! that is the best popcorn bag of goodies i ever got. it was great to see you guys. xoxoxo
mark: hori-sosumi

mark:  hori-sosumi



Nov 2 2004 6:13 AM

Oh my gawd Jeff, are you like, seeing anyone? Gimme all the like wildfire spreading gossip/lies. Werdup, Can you possibly fit anymore Ho's in your life? Seriously, you guys, we's got's business' to's take's care's of's. You need to ween yourself off "da bootie" the back seat of your car is beginning to smell like rotten toothpaste!!!!SHEESH!!!
Rob

Rob



Oct 22 2004 5:11 AM

The reason I love this guy is not because we're the same height or into the same sick and twisted shit(I don't which one of us owns more of it!)but because he's one of the most generous and loyal people I know.Anyone feel like arguing the point step up... I got me a chainsaw which needs a feedin'.
kimya dawson

kimya dawson



Oct 18 2004 11:43 PM

once when i was an old old man, much older and more mannish than i am today, i saw jeff's weiner and it was long and wide and waxed shiny- like the biggest surfboard i have ever seen. what does a little old man girl do with the longest wide long cockboard heshe's ever seen? rides the fucking love wave is what. i hung ten inches in the semen tsunami until the end of the surfboard became a greasy wet confetti canon and the confetti was a hurricane's worth of salty junk.
snaggle toof

snaggle toof



Sep 25 2004 11:59 PM

i fuckin love you.
The Don

Jeremy Hill



Sep 25 2004 11:51 PM

Welcome aboard what I like to call the GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP! In the name of the father, the son, and Ralph Machio! -NOTORIOUS F.A.G.-
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