River City Handsome

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General
Nothing. Everything I do is an attempt to seem like a normal human being. If you see me at a party, I don't want to be there. If you see me at a show, I hate the band that's playing. If you see me at Qdoba, I probably actually do want to be there, because their food is so fucking good I couldn't associate with anyone who disagreed.

In conclusion, Qdoba is my only interest.

I must say, this section needs no rewriting. Ever.
Music
Power, death, satanic, and epic metal. Also some rap probably.
Movies
What I originally wrote here was pretty pretentious and contrived, so I'll just say I'm a movie nerd and I love all films in the Horror genre.

Also, there should be a section for video games.
Television
Rome and It's Always Sunny.
Books
I like books. 1984, Fast Food Nation, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Reefer Madness, Collapse, Grounding for the Metaphysics of Morals, The Republic, Saying Yes, Culture Jam, No Logo, Dress Your Family in Courdoroy and Denim, Slaughterhouse 5, Inventing the AIDS Virus, On Women, A Hero for Our Time, Communist Manifesto, Atheist Manifesto.
Heroes
It's going to sound egotistical (which I sincerely hope pisses you, the reader, off), but I am my own hero. I am exactly what I want to be, and I'm that way exactly how I want to be. I don't look up to anyone because I work too god damn hard to be myself to wish I was someone else.

Fuck, I am really fucking cool.

1 song • 9/21/2008

I'm a pretty strange person.

Sluts and douchebags. Oh, wait, that's just who I actually meet.