Chris
Chris, Since 1991.

Male
18 years old
Midlands
United Kingdom



Last Login: 10/24/2008
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    Chris's Interests
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What character from Rocky are you?

Apollo Creed.

You are Apollo Creed. One of Rocky's opponents and friends. You were killed by Russian boxer Ivan Drago.

I WANT THE STALLION!


MusicAmateur Transplants Beautiful Song Loin King
MoviesShooter
TelevisionUltimate Force
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     Chris's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Occupation:Jedi



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   Chris's Blurbs
About me:
I'm like a sheet of music - Difficult to begin with, but enjoyable after that. I'm proud of that metaphor. Then again I'm proud of Han Solo for shooting Greedo, so it's hit and miss really.

Who I'd like to meet:
The person who thought of 'The' Halo 3 trailer - so I can insert myself into one of his/hers orifices. However, I'd also like to meet the creator of Halo itself, in order to batter him over the head with a rock. Granite.



   Chris's Friend Space (Top 4)
Chris has 48 friends.
 Alan 


 Jenny 


 Beth? 


 Sophie 





Chris's Friends Comments
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Jenny





Sep 29 2008 5:20 PM

I hear you recently made love to a cow.

Is this correct?
Sophie





Sep 21 2008 9:20 PM

xD

you're such a gay
Beth?





Sep 21 2008 4:28 PM

I really wanted to go to Karis's party :( It made me sad that i couldn't be there but i was in skegness with my new orchestra (and in this one you can't miss any rehersals)

Did you have a good time? I feel bad for not going :(

Unfortunately both me and bankse have gay timetables this year so we can't have cinema wednesdays. And we were gonna have cinema tuesdays instead but it's £5.50 on a tuesday. Next time we go to the cinema i'll let you know.

Or i'll pop round next time i'm in newark.
I'd like to see you again coz it's been too long! xx
Sophie





Sep 21 2008 11:41 AM

HI!
Jenny





Sep 8 2008 4:04 PM

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!
Sophie





Sep 7 2008 2:49 PM

You suck.
Aaron seconds that.

:D
[partly a lie.
]
Sophie





Sep 7 2008 9:36 AM

Thankyou very much for all that bollocks you posted on my myspace, much appreciated.
My favourite part was where you called me 'vagina eyes'.


Expect a letterbomb within the next 28 working days, I'll be sending it second class and I'll be damned if I'm paying the extra postage for the size.

Reception costs for you!

Now go bum Stone Cold, willy bummer.
Jenny





Sep 6 2008 7:40 PM

oh hell yes they were thrusts.

I think that that's a very fair proposal and a heartily agree to it.

Brilliant picture comments by the way.
I particularly enjoyed the one about the self portrait xD
Jenny





Sep 1 2008 4:27 PM

I want your children.
I want them right now.
pow pow pow POW

ALSO.
I'm not on your top friends and am very angry because of it! I used to be your number 1 *sob*
Sophie





Aug 30 2008 9:04 AM

xD
You'll find there are no emo pictures on my phone.
Except a few I took on a train down south the other day, but that was through sheer boredom and mild retardia.

Good advice
but also
*comedy
not comdey.
tut
Sophie





Aug 28 2008 5:17 PM

GOON
i jest
hows life?
Sophie





Aug 20 2008 10:27 AM

Faggot.



There's a song about you.
It's called Faggot.
You should listen to it.
Sophie





Aug 17 2008 4:09 PM

you keep your whiskey, your tango AND your foxtrot to yourself.

its a good quote, screw you!
I am happy, don't worry.
i'll comment it in due course
i realise you were doing a 'blog for blog' style thing..
never mind!
Sophie





Aug 16 2008 8:36 PM

get away from myspace!
you dont belong here...




write a new blog.
please.
Jenny





Aug 16 2008 7:52 PM

Yes. I believe you. |:

see silly, you could've been naked!
you suck!

eurgh microwave meals ):
That's just an insult to your body really isn't it
Jenny





Aug 16 2008 7:24 PM

only if you've not showered in like ten days *stares at you* |:

what did you cook? I bet you burnt it d:

haha
make the most of the time, Chris, God!
Jenny





Aug 16 2008 7:07 PM

why aren't you sitting there naked? !
I'm extremely puzzled
in fact, you're on myspace instead of looking at porn?
what the hell is up with you today?!

haha!
if I knew of any I'd have applied for them already!
Jenny





Aug 16 2008 6:14 PM

nahww!
Thanks Christoph

PEH.
Surely you can't be that bored that you have to give in to myspace.
Get a job! d:
Jenny





Aug 10 2008 8:09 PM

I love you Christopher.
Sophie





Aug 2 2008 8:53 PM

you're on myspace

get on msn, bitch
Sophie





Aug 1 2008 10:47 AM

xD


don't you bring david bowie into this.
damn you're easy to break
(y)
Sophie





Jul 8 2008 11:20 AM

Damn straight I'm leaving you comments even though you're barely on here now.

How's life?
Meh?
Beautiful.
I went on iSketch yesterday.
You should have been there. Serious pillage.




No.
I don't have a life.
Sophie





Jun 27 2008 6:18 PM

Not good enough, I'll now hate you forever.

And thanks!
I try
(h5)
Sophie





Jun 13 2008 11:26 AM

It was my birthday yesterday.


You let down, Chris.
At least I text you on yours!
Bah.
No pipe for you
Sophie





Jun 10 2008 10:41 PM

I think not.
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