Chris

I hear you recently made love to a cow.

Is this correct?

xD

you're such a gay

I really wanted to go to Karis's party :( It made me sad that i couldn't be there but i was in skegness with my new orchestra (and in this one you can't miss any rehersals)

Did you have a good time? I feel bad for not going :(

Unfortunately both me and bankse have gay timetables this year so we can't have cinema wednesdays. And we were gonna have cinema tuesdays instead but it's £5.50 on a tuesday. Next time we go to the cinema i'll let you know.

Or i'll pop round next time i'm in newark.
I'd like to see you again coz it's been too long! xx

HI!

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY!

You suck.
Aaron seconds that.

:D
[partly a lie.
]

Thankyou very much for all that bollocks you posted on my myspace, much appreciated.
My favourite part was where you called me 'vagina eyes'.


Expect a letterbomb within the next 28 working days, I'll be sending it second class and I'll be damned if I'm paying the extra postage for the size.

Reception costs for you!

Now go bum Stone Cold, willy bummer.

oh hell yes they were thrusts.

I think that that's a very fair proposal and a heartily agree to it.

Brilliant picture comments by the way.
I particularly enjoyed the one about the self portrait xD

I want your children.
I want them right now.
pow pow pow POW

ALSO.
I'm not on your top friends and am very angry because of it! I used to be your number 1 *sob*

xD
You'll find there are no emo pictures on my phone.
Except a few I took on a train down south the other day, but that was through sheer boredom and mild retardia.

Good advice
but also
*comedy
not comdey.
tut