READ ANYTHING BY CHRISTOPHER MOORE. Read too much. Borders makes $300 a month off of me.
Heroes
My dad, tough ass motherfucker, jack of all trades, cancer survivor...need I say more
Johann's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
SCV
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Education:
In college
Johann Why is it so easy to get up early on the weekend when there's nothing to do, but so hard during the week when you gotta go to work? Posted 15 hours ago view more
About me: The only way to explain me is with my philosophies:
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
A hug is a great gift. One size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it's easy to exchange.
Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby," has never tried it.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought goes away.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Never look back unless you intend to go that way.
Nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool.
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.
Who I'd like to meet: Girls, with gigantic...juicy...brains
Hey Johann! I trust all is well with you... I was looking at your pictures of Japan.... absolutely beautiful! You must be having a great time... how's work?
I am really restricted with interenet access but I love you and I am going to come visit you! I miss you and now I'm friends with your dad on myspace, yay! Have you been persuaded by the yellow fever yet? oh ya!
hey yo thank you so much for the picture comments. they are so funny :-) i wish you could meet asher, i KNOW he would just love you hehe. i reallly do hope you have a good experience in japan, but its ok too if you decide to come back. <3
hey hey how's it going down there in Cali? I guess I never made it :/ But I'm loving it up here in Portland. I'm thinking about making a trip back down though...sometime this year!
