zoemonster

About me:

To know me is to know I'm a total clutz- a graceful clutz. I'm a space case but a smart one. I'm clumsy but athletic. I'm serious but light-hearted, I'm pretty but can look ugly, I'm a slacker but most people think of me as ambitious. I work hard but really just want to play. Esentially, I am a walking contradiction! To know me is to know the names of all of my pets and my nieces and nephew and my eccentric mother. If you know me you know I'm a good friend and gift giver and I'm not afraid to give a gift from a second hand store which is a place you can find me at least once a week. You could also find me watching a movie, walking my three legged, one eyed dog, making food, cleaning my house (I would like to cut down on that activity), getting my dance on, snowboarding or just making plans to go snowboarding, going to pilates or yoga or mountain biking, surfing and horse back riding with my mom, traveling (usually to Asia, Hawaii or California- not necessarily in that order). In the summer you can find me early Saturday mornings doing the yard sale circuit. I also participate in the BBQ circuit and you know I go all out for my BBQ's! You can tell when I'm around because the two gold bangles I wear on my left wrist jangle.I grew up partially between Colorado and Maui and now I live in Utah so obviously I love the outdoors and I love an adventure and I'm a total adrenaline junkie- I've paid for that addiction! My body is riddled with scars and bruises and somedays I feel 100 years old but I can't stop, because I'm a junkie! My pet peeves (is that really how we spell that?) are wasting water, people like myself who only speak one language, littering, people with a negativistic world view and people with lots of money but no idea how to spend it- for my next career I might have a money spending consultation business- infact, I'm for hire in that area now if y'all are interested. Turn Ons Include: Athletes, Boys who read and better yet, write, confident women, Nepal, Big Mountains, Big Waves and Big...Sunsets (I know what you thought that was going to say- shame, shame!!) "Anyway, enough of me talking about me, why don't you talk about me now." -Garfield