Johnny Trousers
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"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay."
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30 years old
DURHAM, North Carolina
United States
Last Login: 10/6/2008
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| General | Postmodern premodernism. Existential clowns. Brainwashing monkeys. Teaching dolphins to smoke. Reading to the deaf. | | Music | Frank Sinatra, Folk Rock, Rock Folk, Fock Rolk, Colin Hays, Johnny Cash, Fountains of Wayne, Anna Nalick, Monty Python, Bob Dylan, Pablo Neruda. | | Movies | Grosse Point Blank, Serenity, Mr Biggles Goes to Westhampshire, Life of Brian, Etre and Avoir, MirrorMask, Salty Pirates of Lower Manhattan, A Streetcar Called Despair, Seven Things to Do with Women When They're Dead. | | Television | Firefly, the Tick, Futurama, Arrested Development... Hey wait! They cancel all the shows I like. Except Scrubs and Ghost Hunters. | | Books | All of them. No really. I'll read just about anything. If it's in print, I'll give it a go. Unless Ann Coulter wrote it. That negates the whole book is good factor. | | Heroes | Optimus Prime, Marcus Tullius Cicero, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, Al Yankovic, George Soros, Buster Bluth, my Dad, Popeye. |
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 4" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Grad / professional school |
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About me:
I'm 30, married and employed. My son was born on November 7th. The dynasty of pooping and burping has begun. Let the nations of the earth quiver with fear or diaper rash.
I grew up in Washington, DC, fled to Washington, Indiana, went to College and Grad School and spent a wonderfully surreal time in Africa.
I enjoy reading good books, losing myself in flights of fantasy and other pursuits of a less than scholarly nature. I love long walks along the beach, finding my car in a parking lot, and baiting cats. In the future I plan to lead a revolution against our giant robot overlords and enjoy a brief, but happy run as a spokesman for Spam. And then be reincarnated as George W. Bush's appendix, just so I can burst and threaten his miserable life.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Neil Gaiman. That bloke can write like puppy dogs frolic. Although I did meet him once and got a book autographed. He signed it "Dream Dangerously." He most likely doesn't remember it, but I do. I've done my damndest, Neil!
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