I'm taking the lazy way out and figured I'd just use my wikipedia entry for this:
"Frank Tieri is a comic book writer. He has written NEW EXCALIBUR, WOLVERINE (and it's spin-off, a short-lived WEAPON X ongoing series), UNDERWORLD, a post Avengers Disassembled HERCULES mini-series, WOLVERINE/DARKNESS, DRACULA VS. APOCALYPSE, CIVIL WAR: WAR CRIMES, as well as WORLD WAR HULK: GAMMA CORPS for Marvel Comics.
For DC, he has written a JSA Classified WILDCAT story arc, as well as Countdown tie-ins LORD HAVOK & THE EXTREMISTS and GOTHAM UNDERGROUND.
His style is gritty, yet usually laden with pop-culture references and black humor, and as such has kept on writing the books spotlighting villians."
Add to that stints on IRON MAN and DEADPOOL for Marvel, some DARKNESS for Top Cow and a VAMPIRELLA story mixed in there for Harris, and I guess that about covers it.
Who I'd like to meet:
I don't know, but you can also "meet" me at these places: