|I tell jokes some people get, and tell stories some people find amusing and/or funny. Sometimes I yell at strangers through a microphone. Sometimes I ramble pointlessly about things that are only funny in my head. I have told my jokes/stories/nonsense at comedy clubs, theaters, and colleges in every state but Hawaii and in Canada. Don't worry Hawaiians and foreigners - you can check out things I have said on television on shows like The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, Last Comic Standing, Comedy.TV with Byron Allen, Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", Comedy Central Presents Dan Cummins, in my upcoming One Hour Comedy Central Special, and on more stuff. Unless your country doesn't have those shows, but then, who cares, you weren't going to laugh anyway, cause your culture sucks. However, you should buy my CD, "Revenge is Near", released by Warner Brothers. It's in stores your stupid country doesn't have, but, it is also on itunes. Get it there. Or, if you don't even know what itunes is, go fuck yourself.