Phanboy22

About me:

.. ..Oh, wouldn't you like to know? Who do you work for, huh? Who sent you? Is Big Brother Watching? Huh? Why am I so paranoid, you ask? I think the better question would be "Why am I having an imaginary confrontation while writing my profile?" Okay, now that THAT'S out of the way, if the above amused you at all, we'll probably get along. I have a bizzarre sense of humor, if ya' can't tell. I'm pretty accepting and non-judgemental, basically because I'm in a glass house myself (not the Billy Joel album). Other than that, I loooove horror movies. The classics as well as the super cheezy ones. Sometimes the bad ones are better. I love performing in any way I can, and if i can't make you laugh, I'll hurt myself trying. I take the relationships in my life very seriously and believe in loyalty to the Nth degree. The friends in my life are my family, more or less, and not just 'cuz they get drunk and embarrass me sometimes. I have never betrayed a friend and hope never to. I'm a kid in many ways, although I don't hang out in the schools, 'cuz how creepy would that be? I have not found anything that I would not try at least once (all legal stuff... well, mostly). Love cartoons and Muppets of old (Jim Henson days). I'm a geek in many ways, but no longer ashamed to admit it. I beleive the worst thing you can do in life is take anything too seriously. It's only when people go to extremes with their beliefs that we have issues in the world. I believe true evil comes from the treating of others as things (think about it, it applies to anything). And, as this profile demonstrates, I can go on and on about anything and nothing. I would like to be a writer someday. I'd say "when I grow up" but, dude, I'm totally a Toys R Us kid (who started singing the song as soon as the read that?).