The Emissary

About me:

My name is John T. Quick, and I was once a fool. Once upon a time, as stories like this usually go, I was a simple college bound kid from the mid-west full of hope, excitement, and the overwhelming desire to get as fucked up as possible. I began my college life with much success in this dream, but soon my ambitions came to a halt. My spring of booze was drying up fast, and I could not figure out why. After an investigation that lasted a month and spanned the globe, I discovered that is was in fact Ninjas that were depriving me of my hooch. In my quest to stop these dastardly shinobi, I got caught up in a war that spanned all the way back to the dawn of time; The Great Pirate/Ninja War. I initially sided with the forces of the Swashbuckler Armada, trying to bring to light their struggle against the Japanese Shadow warriors. After a years struggle with the pirates, I was elected to act as emissary by both the Shadow council and the Skull 'n Crossbones Brotherhood. I have been acting in this role ever since. My name is John T. Quick, and I was once a fool.