No-Beard the Plump

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  • No-Beard the Plump

  • 53 / Male
  • Port Butterscotch, RANCHO CORDOVA, California, US
  • Last Login: 7/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    As I said, eating, video games, beatings, parties, and the roasting of small woodland creatures for a feast.
  • Music

    The good and just artist known as Weird Al Yankovic, and Koji Kondo, the main musician of Nintendo.
  • Movies

    I do enjoy wacthing pirates of the Carribean 1, 2, &3
  • Television

    not really that cool
  • Books

    Don Quixote, and other books by Ronald Dahl. One good Englishman.
  • Heroes

    Talderoy,Blackbeard,Dan Piraro,as well as many others.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Port Butterscotch
  • Body type: Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Fat Pirate Who Raids the Galley everytime
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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Pirates - Rule the Caribbean!

Dragon Wars

Addicted to Avatar The Last Airbender

World Domination - Total War

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About me:

Aye, it be me, No-Beard, and as you might have guessed, eating is one of my greatest hobbies, along with Nintendo, reading, and the beating of tall, lanky, lawyers.(Just kidding!) Do make yerr self at home. Yah. If I'm not here, I'm probably gorging meself on HAGGIS! Good haggis.


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Who I'd like to meet:

I've been wanting to see good William Wallace, Scotland's hero. I would also like to see Gumpai Yokoi.

Comments

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  • Apr 6 2009 7:32 PM

    Cover of New Issue ,Best issue ever!!! Take a sneak peak of my spread featuring a top pirate in our commnity every issue!!WWW.PIRATESMAGAZINE.COM


  • Mar 24 2009 11:26 PM

    Avast! Ye Naught be
    stealing this eerr
    Tankard of mine!
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  • Jan 1 2009 2:46 AM

    Happy New Year!

    wish your best 2009.
  • Dec 22 2008 11:58 PM

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  • Dec 17 2008 7:01 AM

    ScaryU is perhaps the only haunted house school in the world!
    Run by the non profit Jewell Performing Arts Center, this teen program teaches students to build and run a haunted house from the ground up at no charge to the students. This year was a tough one, we were broken into and thieves made off with about $30,000. worth of props, costumes and tools collected over the years. We scrambled to replace things to open the show and then, the two weekends we were open, it rained and our attendance was down. We are trying to raise funds to continue this incredible program.

    We invite you to join us at the Pirate Ball!!

    pirate ball flyer
  • Nov 23 2008 5:36 AM

    Hammernator and I had a good time at your party!
  • Nov 16 2008 9:38 PM

    Hope yer Birthday was a happy one!
  • Nov 7 2008 11:57 PM

    Well sir ..I do wish ye a few more trips around the sun and lot of joy Plundering in Northern Cal..Shooo ~ Eye and me tankard are safe by geography..eagh eagh..
    And so is ye lil Birthday party..sorry I canst make thet..for the same reason..
    damn Geography!!!
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  • Oct 19 2008 6:20 PM

    Ahoy mate,

    Thank ye fer inviting the most bad-ass Pirate to roam the planet since me mate Black Beard!

    The only thing that will be stolen around here is yer wretched soul!

    *Cheers*
    -Mic the Scallywag

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    YER GOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME YE SCURVY SEA-RAT!!!

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    PIRATE FER LIFE!!!
    Ye can bet yer bones ye won't be finding any Johnny Depp/ Jack Sparrow pretty lookin’ Pirates prancing around these parts!

    -Cedu Nulli-
  • Jun 20 2008 4:31 AM

    was ye the sticky fingered rat basterd whom kept stealin me tankard?
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  • Jun 16 2008 8:27 PM

    I had a great time with you at the NorCal Pirate Fest!
  • May 23 2008 8:59 PM

    Yar No Beard, behave yerself now.