"Mother Fucking" Evan!!!
Evan Joslyn
Evan Joslyn Male
22 years old
New Hartford, Connecticut
United States



Last Login: 12/27/2009
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    "Mother Fucking" Evan!!!'s Interests
General Music (Metal mainly, but I like every single kind of music ever in existence of man and machine), Video games (NES is my all time favorite), Movies, Travel, World Culture, Cartoons (I don't care what kind, I like all of them), Take Pictures, Play with some random crap I could find, Confuse people with weird things I can think of. I am also learning how to speak Japanese.
MusicI've absolutely love music, I can't stop thinking about music...... I can listen to everything, but personaly I like Heavy Metal Music. I can't pick a favorite band because I have too many to list

MoviesArmy of Darkness

Bable

Spinal Tap

Seven Samurai

Die Hard

Leon - The Professional

The Goonies

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Next

Back to the Future

The Shining

Full Metal Jacket

Dogma

Se7en

Rocky

Star Wars

Rain Man

Ferris Buler's Day Off

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Battle Royal

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dead Alive

Shawshank Redemption

Wayne's World

Taxi Driver

Akira

Ghostbusters

Beetlejuice

Plan 9 From Outer Space

American History X

City of God

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Sandlot

Day of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead

Empire Strikes Back

V for Vendetta

The Devils Reject

Snatch

Phantasm

Metal: A Headbangers Journey

Television

I don't really watch TV as much as I used to most of the time I play videogames or go in the internet

If I am watching TV I watch...

Ren and Stimpy

Rocko's Modern Life

Harvy Birdman

Myth Busters

Jackass

Sealab 2021

Metalacolypse

Twin Peaks

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mail Call

Family Guy

Beavis & Butt-Head

South Park

Three Stooges

Takashi's Castle (or MXC)

Books I like the ones that has boobs in it (lol). and the Choose your own Adventure books
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     "Mother Fucking" Evan!!!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Krypton
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:I Farted

   "Mother Fucking" Evan!!!'s Schools
Northwestern Connecticut Community College
Winsted, CT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2007 to 2008
Northwestern Regional High School
Winsted, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2002 to 2006

   "Mother Fucking" Evan!!!'s Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer
Freelance Photographer. See my DeviantArt Profile: http://callmetheswede.deviantart.com



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   "Mother Fucking" Evan!!!'s Blurbs
About me:

OK, here is some things you should about me.

I like Metal Music and other kind of music so I am not some kind of asshole who only likes one music, I like to take pictures of things (I guess it makes me a photographer), Video games and such, I am a Weird ass Guy, but I am a nice guy who likes to travel and meet new people (who are not complete narrow minded assholes) And I also like to rant to anything that comes to my mind.

I also have a dream of becoming a professional photographer some day and also someday I would like to move out my parents house so I can finally start my life.

Everybody Loves Hypnotoad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AOfbnGkuGc

Who I'd like to meet:
You


   


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"Mother Fucking" Evan!!!'s Friends Comments
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Carmine

Carmine



Dec 25 2009 4:12 PM

Merry Metal Christmas Pictures, Images and Photos
Road Warrior Chuck

Road Warrior Chuck



Dec 10 2009 11:56 PM

ha ha, I got to sleep. Thanks nigga.
Dethroned Emperor

Dethroned Emperor



Dec 3 2009 1:10 PM

 i want ALL the pics, send them to me in a message
Lana

Lana



Nov 29 2009 3:44 AM

LoL, but that is a good thing right???
Lana

Lana



Nov 28 2009 6:59 AM

Hey Evan! How was your Turkey Day?
Simplistic Genocide

Simplistic Genocide



Nov 24 2009 8:26 PM

Sweet dude!

-Mike
KATAKLYSM

KATAKLYSM



Oct 26 2009 12:24 AM




KATAKLYSM EUROPEAN HEADLINING TOUR 2010
w/ BELPHEGOR, DARKEST HOUR,
SUICIDAL ANGELS, RESISTANCE
7 Jan 2010 Batschkapp Frankfurt
8 Jan 2010 Roxy Saarbrücken
9 Jan 2010 Atak Enschede
10 Jan 2010 Biebob Vosselaar
11 Jan 2010 Academy Islington London
12 Jan 2010 La Locomotive Paris
13 Jan 2010 Live Music Hall Cologne
14 Jan 2010 Backstage Munich
15 Jan 2010 Arena Vienna
16 Jan 2010 Posthof Linz
17 Jan 2010 MOR Cafe Zlin
18 Jan 2010 TBA Ljubljana
19 Jan 2010 Estragon Bologna
20 Jan 2010 Matrix Bochum
21 Jan 2010 Z7 Pratteln
22 Jan 2010 LKA Longhorn Stuttgart
23 Jan 2010 Hellraiser Leipzig
24 Jan 2010 Postbahnhof Berlin
25 Jan 2010 Markthalle Hamburg

*more dates to be added soon
The Breakdown

The Breakdown



Sep 24 2009 12:16 AM

Ska/Reggae show this Saturday! 21+ BE THERE!

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The Breakdown

The Breakdown



Sep 16 2009 5:37 PM

10pm @ Snapper Magees $5
BE THERE

+ EVIL DELICIOUS
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Lord Hammerskull (Raging Fire)

Lord Hammerskull (Raging Fire)



Sep 15 2009 2:40 AM

all toasters toast toast
Lana

Lana



Sep 13 2009 7:21 AM

That string of saliva makes it more hardcore. LoL
Lana

Lana



Sep 11 2009 10:49 AM

LoL, I'll appreciate your momentary lapse in memory.
Lana

Lana



Sep 11 2009 2:21 AM

Didn't someone die trying to ship themselves like that???

LoL, so, I guess what I want to know is if you've already bought yourself The Tales of the Black Freighter dvd eh eh eh???
Lana

Lana



Sep 11 2009 1:30 AM

LoL, hey Evan. Give me your address please. So what kind of cool stuff did you get to your birthday, because I had a couple of gifts in mind, but I just want to make sure you don't already have them. LoL I'm glad you got a car, btw, it's about time! It's been almost a year right???

Anyhoo, good, you can come visit me as my birthday present. Haha. By then, hopefully, I'll have my own ride too and some more moolah.

I hope you get interviewed! Everyone should know The Swede!!!
Lord Hammerskull (Raging Fire)

Lord Hammerskull (Raging Fire)



Sep 11 2009 1:29 AM

i hope she made lots of spaghetti
Lana

Lana



Aug 29 2009 1:27 PM

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY EVAN!!!!!!!!
..
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Dethroned Emperor

Dethroned Emperor



Aug 28 2009 10:39 AM

dude check out this band! http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=28291
ღMiss. Ashleyღ

Ashley Cannon



Aug 26 2009 9:12 PM

thanks for the add :D
Lana

Lana



Aug 26 2009 9:08 PM

Hahah, hey that sounds pretty kick ass to me!
Dethroned Emperor

Dethroned Emperor



Aug 17 2009 12:00 AM

dude those pics were very small, are the origonals bigger on your computer? try sending them again, but bigger this time!
Lana

Lana



Jul 22 2009 2:34 PM

Yeah true. I thought they were going to make a separate movie just for The Black Freighter. Like a mini cartoon type movie. That would be awesome.
Lana

Lana



Jul 21 2009 10:28 PM

OMG! I gotta get it too....
Lana

Lana



Jul 21 2009 9:13 PM

Oooh cool.
Dethroned Emperor

Dethroned Emperor



Jul 21 2009 2:46 PM

how do you download them?
Lana

Lana



Jul 21 2009 2:33 PM

LoL, whatever. So, do you actually have ancestors here, or were you just saying that???
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