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Boarderline Hippies, the plastic flower aisle, good apples, free merchandise, people who try to use monopoly money as real money and then laugh at themselves, hot rocks, twisty mustaches, Funk and Wagnalls, bubbles, anything involved with frat houses, waffles, storm shelters, 10:08 P.M., people who use aphorisms that I've never heard, hips like electric railroad tracks, sneezing in public, waking up in unusual armchairs, Pioneer memorabilia, whole milk, really good coffee and really bad coffee when you need it, Bali Shag, tan lines, using "throw up" as a noun, Cocaine Pamphlets (When handed to Nathan Schrag), Pamphlets in general, many people in a small bathroom, coattails, chicken fries, partical board uncle sam cutouts, drizzle, A Prairie Home Companion, and Koreans. ..Music
Radiohead, Roger Miller, Dodos, Au, Django Reinhardt, Olivia Tremor Control, Nervous Cop, Blitzen Trapper, Fleet Foxes, Phosphorescent, The Zombies, Beach Boys, Beck, Mouthful of Bees, Ryan Adams, Wilco, Modest Mouse, Devendra Banhart, Hayden Desser, Broken Social Scene, The Strokes, Ween, The Velvet Underground, The Battle Royale, Joanna Newsom, Ben Folds Five, Deerhoof, The Flaming Lips, The Dandy Warhols, Bobby D, The Mars Volta, Sigur Ros, Adem Ihlan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cake, Mason Jennings, Coco Rosie, Tilly and the Wall, Bright Eyes, Spoon, The Streets, The Shins, Death Cab, The Secret Machines, Ambulance LTD, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Eels, Soul Coughing, The Vines, John Hartford, David Dondero, The Butthole Surfers, Benjamin Kweller, The Decemberists, Iron and Wine, Woody Guthrie, Leonard Cohen, Wolf Parade, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Violent Femmes, Joan Baez, The Arcade Fire, AC Newman, Jason Collett, The Fiery Furnaces, Apostle of Hustle, Eels, The White Stripes, Calexico, The Postal Service, Vast, Kings of Leon, Old Crow Medicine Show, Clinic, Kings of Convenience, Shout Out Louds, Foghorn String Band, Phantom Planet, Hope of the States, Johnny Cash, The Sex Pistols, The Thrills, Eisley, Tegan and Sara (but mostly sara), Rilo Kiley, The New Pornographers, Travis, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Jem, Beta Band, Beulah, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Bumblebeez 81, Gorillaz, The Sun, Elliot Smith, Nic Armstrong and the Thieves, The Walkmen, Nirvana, Frank Sinatra, Star Sailor, Leslie Feist, The Kills, Pink Floyd, Cat Power, The Black Keys, Nico, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Go! Team, Sufjan Stevens, Lightning bolt, The Jolly Rogers, Thom Yorke, TV on the Radio, Animal Collective, The Most Serene Republic, Oh No Oh My, Akron/Family, Vetiver, M. Ward, Ratatat, Sunset Rubdown, Daniel Johnston, Xiu Xiu, Jose Gonzalez, Little Wings, Syd Barrett, Tapes 'n Tapes, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Vashti Bunyan, Panda Bear, Kaki King, Nick Drake, The Album Leaf, Phoenix, Van Morrison, The Unicorns, Page France, Hawk and a Hacksaw, Devotchka, Explosions in the Sky, Philip Glass, The Rolling Stones, Paul Peterson, A Silver Mt. Zion, Andrew Bird, Peter, Bjorn and John, The Concretes, Beirut, Andru Bemis, Blood Brothers, Ravi Shankar, Battles, Jesse Henry, Elvis Presley, Dr. Dog, John Fahey, Islands, The Microphones, Mum, Via Satellite, Clem Snide, Thao Nguyen, Menomena, Black Ox Orchestra, Voxtrot, Cloud Cult, Architechure in Helsinki, Valley of the Giants, Bishop Allen, the Avett Brothers, Dickel Brothers, Lily Brothers, Rain BrothersMovies
Fight Club, Jesus' Son, Snatch, Beauty and the Beast, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Prozac Nation, Lock Stock, Garden State, Requiem for a Dream (but just once), The Life Aquatic, Quiggly Down Under, Pulp Fiction, Thumb Sucker, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration, Body Song, Varsity Blues(stoned in Winnipeg), The Royal Tennenbaums, Natural Born Killers, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, American Movie, The Kill Bills, Jesus' Son, I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, 42K, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Virgin Suicides(but not too much), Linda Linda Linda, Amelie, El Topo, Resevoir Dogs, I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK, Severance, whatever people tell me to watchTelevision
Home Movies, Scientific American Frontier, Subterranean, The Simpsons, Auqua Teen, South Park, Futurama, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Saturday Night Live, Austin City Limits, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, That 70's Show, Blue Planet, Mr. Show, Trailer Park Boys, Flight of the Conchords, Strangers with Candy, WeedsBooks
J. D. Salinger, Richard Brautigan, Dr. Seuss, Kurt Vonnegut, Ernest Hemmingway, Thomas Wolfe, Tom Robbins, Ken Kessey, David Sedaris, Jack Kerouac, Leonard Cohen, Allen Ginsberg, Dylan Thomas, H.I. Hayakawa, Brian Greene, Shel Silverstein, Don DeLillo, Henry David Thoreau, Erik Davis, Haruki Murakami, John Updike, Herman Hesse, Henry Miller, James Joyce, Sherwood Anderson, George Orwell, etc. ..Heroes
ZERO, Gene Wilder, Allen Alda ..
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About me:
I have 2 cats. Actually my parents have 2 cats, but I play with them sometimes. Not all the time though. One can't spend one's whole life playing with cats. In fact, sometimes I don't even touch them when I see them. Sometimes I say mean things to them to make me feel better about myself. On occasion, I'll even replace their real names with new, crass names that I have heard in R rated movies. Often times this discourages them from cuddling with me. Then I usually apologize for my rash behavior. ..I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6!
Who I'd like to meet:
Annie Oakley ..Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Freeman, South Dakota (Fuck yeah, eh?)
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 11" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Scientologist
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Someday
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: eh?
Mama Bear 2 years ago
faux arts 3 years ago
The Kickback 3 years ago
brittany vanhove 3 years ago
RIFFLORD 
3 years ago
Mark Schrag 3 years ago
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KRF 3 years ago
brittany vanhove 3 years ago
10 of 325Morehey timmm!
had a totally rad time hangin' at your pad!
we'll be in town again for a grill out on friday, hope to see you brother!
much love
LB
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thanks Tim, i'm not sure if Schrag has those or not, i'll send them via Live Sync and have him burn you a disc.
much better sounding than the lo-res web versions.
The Kickback's "Better Dead Than Red Tour" Kickoff @ Nutty's North in Sioux Falls:
I've been thinking. I've been thinking it's time. Time to do what we've been waiting for the perfect time to do.
so "we all have hooks for hands" played at the pumpkin fest. i would think that would make for easy picking but could hurt the quality of the pumpkins. paul played at gayville.with dalton coffey and the banjo player. did we miss broken social scene, i could go on and on. have a nice time.
hey, i can see now, thanks for the ride, the dsl is up and running, so i am in big trouble now!!!!! have to go check out the sponsored links, bye
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (tomorrow)
TIMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOW ARE YOU
i hope to see you this summer mob is gonna try to come down to sioux falls to hang out one weekend
hope you are well
friend from up here has show at music museum Friday at noon. would you like to go with me?