GeneralWriting, music, my man, my daughter, my twins, liberal democrats, music, pizza, talking about eating disorders, online poker (shit I should have put that first), Lifetime Movies, garlic, The New York Giants, Tiki Barber, a threesome with Tiki and Rondi Barber, Phil Hendrie, Cost Co., dogs, searching my body for varicose veins (haven't found any yet).
BooksGood Times Bad Times - James Kirkwood, Dry - Augusten Burroughs, Sippy Cups are Not for Chardonnay: and Other Things I had to Learn As a New Mom - Stefanie Wilder Taylor, Naptime is the New Happy Hour - Stefanie Wilder-Taylor http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416915060/qid=1139457627/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/104-6662117-7080764?s=books&v=glance&n=283155
HeroesMy husband and Angelyn
About me:I am a writer, comedian and all around really special person. I mean, seriously special. A lot of people have told me I'm special and I don't argue with them because I don't like confrontation. Once you have been told you're special and it really sinks in there's almost nothing you can't do. Like watch TV or make a Lean Cuisine in the microwave. These are just a couple of things that I can do, because I'm special. If you want to read my blog it's at www.babyonbored.blogspot.com and, yes, there is full nudity. I like to write about my babies and drugs. Not always in that order. Check it out bitches! I also have a new book coming out March 25th so if you love me or even like me a little, buy it.
Who I'd like to meet:People who can help my career in prostitution. There are a lot of poseur pimps out there and I just don't roll like that. If you really can get me out on the stroll makin' the Benjamin's then let me know. Otherwise forget about it.
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Los Angeles, Spokane, Washington, Springfield, Mas
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 8' 5" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Jewish
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Proud parent
- Occupation: Writer
Lewis & Clark High School
1981 to 1982
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni