SEX. (rough) .. HORROR. (fiction and non-fiction) ROCK N' ROLL. (loud and nasty) (not necessarily in that order!) Sleazy and ghoulish sexual fantasies. Spanking, whipping, and pinching girls (because they're bad and they know it!!!). The sin and sleaze of Las Vega$ Muscle Cars MADE IN DETROIT, and Money too....lots of it!!!! Everyone's fuckin' greedy, why lie to impress you?! CRYPT MAGAZINE
FOLLOW THIS LONELY, DESOLATE, AND HAUNTED DETROIT CEMETERY ROAD AND ENTER THE CRYPT! We're just die-ing to meet you...there's hot and cold running chills every nite! ;)
and once you're done intoxicating yourself in the splendor of the Crypt, enter the secret porthole, and mysteriously appear in the 1, the only, $IN CITY...FRIGHTFULLY FABULOUS LAS VEGA$, NEVADA, U$A....Where you can pursue all of your carnal desires: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year...as well as your darkest dreams....as you can see we have a BAT'S EYE view!!! I'll be waiting for all of you...;)
Every girl should look like this...
...so start slappin' on that goddamn make-up!
Music
Well, I don't listen to fluff. I'm not gonna list bands that I don't even listen to just to impress trendies and scenesters. Let's face it, you don't have time to read the whole goddamn list. So here are the main ones...the core of my aural interest, if you will (and the core of everything goth, glam, punk, industrial, metal and what have you, but that's a discussion for another time!) and if you don't know who the Hell these bands are...ya better do some research.
THE UNHOLY TRIINITY OF ROCK: OZZY, IGGY, AND ALICE!
CHUCK BERRY, SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS, ALICE COOPER, STOOGES, KISS, WENDY O. WILLIAMS (all projects, ) MR. LEMMY KILMISTER AND MOTORHEAD, MR. GLENN DANZIG (all projects, ) BLACK SABBATH, DINAH CANCER (all projects, ) ROZZ WILLIAMS (all projects, ) KEITH RICHARDS (all projects, ) DAVID BOWIE, IGGY POP (all projects, ) LOU REED (all projects, ) MOTT THE HOOPLE, T. REX, JOHNNY THUNDERS (all projects, ) STIV BATORS (all projects, ) BRIAN JAMES (all projects, ) NICO, SISTERS OF MERCY, JIMMY PAGE (all projects, especially LED ZEPPELIN ) MC5, SEX PISTOLS, THE DAMNED, IRON MAIDEN, UFO, VENOM, SLAYER, KING DIAMOND (all projects, ) GENITORTURERS, MINISTRY, SKINNY PUPPY, ELECTRIC HELLFIRE CLUB, AC/DC, MOTLEY CRUE, GUNS N' ROSES, THE CULT, L.A. GUNS, W.A.S.P., GIRLSCHOOL, ROB ZOMBIE (all projects, ) TYPE O NEGATIVE.
Lately I have been digging THE DEATH RIDERS, TURBONEGRO, STATIC THOUGHT, TOWERS OF LONDON, THE BLACK HALOS, ROCK CITY MORGUE, DBY, WEDNESDAY 13, SKUMLOVE, THEATRES DES VAMPIRES, MORTIIS, DOOMTREE, and TRASHLIGHT VISION. There is hope for the future with these 13 bands!
LISTEN to the man who everyone from me, you, and all of these goth/punk/metal/shock rock bands have been ripping off for 3 decades with our makeup, music, and everything else...5 nites a week on your radio....NIGHTS WITH ALICE COOPER!
And...LISTEN to the man who kept ghoulish fun alive in the lame-a$$ 90's...Every Monday nite on your radio AND here on the world wide spiderweb...ROB ZOMBIE AND THE SPOOKSHOW INTERNATIONAL YEAH!!!
The best fucken punk rock band in Frightfully Fabulous Las Vega$...led by that mischievous madwoman SAN-D and her sicko, psycho bandmates.
They are...THE PECCADILLOES I like them even though they STOLE my COFFIN!!! What does that say? Damn Desert Rats!!!
oh yeah, 1 more thing:
Movies
Every horror flick, skin flick, and b-movie ever made. There, that covers it!
Television
Television sucks now: but HOWARD STERN is cool and so is THE HORROR CHANNEL. A&E, BRAVO, SCI-FI, and VH1 Classic have their moments...basically, a lot of stuff from the 60s, 70s, and 80s: MANNIX, SANFORD AND SON, THE JEFFERSONS, TAXI, COLOMBO, WELCOME BACK KOTTER, DARK SHADOWS, THE TWILIGHT ZONE, MUNSTERS, ADDAMS FAMILY, SIR GRAVES GHASTLY, THE GHOUL, HEADBANGER'S BALL...shit like that.
Who I'd like to meet: Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Elvira, and of course more of my fellow sick things and undead souls from fuckin' Vega$, L.A., NYC, Detroit (Motor Fuckin' City,) Cleveland, Chicago, the UK, and worldwide! Don't be shy!
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Please check out (and add) all of my fellow damned souls in the "rogues gallery" below...a spooktacular collection of boils and ghouls. The Crypt would be rather dull wthout their unholy presence! Especially my ghoulish staff and contributors!
Ugh...recovering from a nite at at boobie bar. The bf's band played one last night and I had way too much beer and boobies last night....lol. How are you doll?
First day of Summer... Fathers Day...and just a Straight up Beautiful Day... Hope you're getting your RAWWWK ON... Your Naughty Angel...kisses... Sheila x0x0x0
Hey, I just posted some pics from your old stompin' grounds tonight (ie, DTE)... Any word on Slayer/Manson yet? 7/31 @ Blossom; I'll give ya a buzz when I get back tomorrow!
Everything is going good here. Just always busy with work. But there is a chance I might come down there to see Testament next month. How are things there? Anything cool happening recently?
.. HORROR. (fiction and non-fiction) 
ROCK N' ROLL. (loud and nasty) 
(not necessarily in that order!) Sleazy and ghoulish sexual fantasies. Spanking, whipping, and pinching girls (because they're bad and they know it!!!). 
The sin and sleaze of Las Vega$ Muscle Cars MADE IN DETROIT,
and Money too....lots of it!!!!
Everyone's fuckin' greedy, why lie to impress you?! 
FOLLOW THIS LONELY, DESOLATE, AND HAUNTED DETROIT CEMETERY ROAD AND ENTER THE CRYPT! We're just die-ing to meet you...there's hot and cold running chills every nite! ;)
and once you're done intoxicating yourself in the splendor of the Crypt, enter the secret porthole, and mysteriously appear in the 1, the only, $IN CITY...FRIGHTFULLY FABULOUS LAS VEGA$, NEVADA, U$A....Where you can pursue all of your carnal desires: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year...as well as your darkest dreams....as you can see we have a BAT'S EYE view!!! I'll be waiting for all of you...;)
Every girl should look like this...
...so start slappin' on that goddamn make-up!
CHUCK BERRY, SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS, ALICE COOPER, STOOGES, KISS, WENDY O. WILLIAMS (all projects, ) MR. LEMMY KILMISTER AND MOTORHEAD, MR. GLENN DANZIG (all projects, ) BLACK SABBATH, DINAH CANCER (all projects, ) ROZZ WILLIAMS (all projects, ) KEITH RICHARDS (all projects, ) DAVID BOWIE, IGGY POP (all projects, ) LOU REED (all projects, ) MOTT THE HOOPLE, T. REX, JOHNNY THUNDERS (all projects, ) STIV BATORS (all projects, ) BRIAN JAMES (all projects, ) NICO, SISTERS OF MERCY, JIMMY PAGE (all projects, especially LED ZEPPELIN ) MC5, SEX PISTOLS, THE DAMNED, IRON MAIDEN, UFO, VENOM, SLAYER, KING DIAMOND (all projects, ) GENITORTURERS, MINISTRY, SKINNY PUPPY, ELECTRIC HELLFIRE CLUB, AC/DC, MOTLEY CRUE, GUNS N' ROSES, THE CULT, L.A. GUNS, W.A.S.P., GIRLSCHOOL, ROB ZOMBIE (all projects, ) TYPE O NEGATIVE.
Lately I have been digging THE DEATH RIDERS, TURBONEGRO, STATIC THOUGHT, TOWERS OF LONDON, THE BLACK HALOS, ROCK CITY MORGUE, DBY, WEDNESDAY 13, SKUMLOVE, THEATRES DES VAMPIRES, MORTIIS, DOOMTREE, and TRASHLIGHT VISION. There is hope for the future with these 13 bands!
LISTEN to the man who everyone from me, you, and all of these goth/punk/metal/shock rock bands have been ripping off for 3 decades with our makeup, music, and everything else...5 nites a week on your radio....
And...LISTEN to the man who kept ghoulish fun alive in the lame-a$$ 90's...Every Monday nite on your radio AND here on the world wide spiderweb...
oh yeah, 1 more thing: 
..
Please check out (and add) all of my fellow damned souls in the "rogues gallery" below...a spooktacular collection of boils and ghouls. The Crypt would be rather dull wthout their unholy presence! Especially my ghoulish staff and contributors!
