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Interests

  • General

    Acting/Drama. Singing (All styles).
    My favourite genre of music is rock/metal but I like and listen to all types of music. Watching T.V. Films. Sitcoms/Shows. Going to the gym/ weight and fitness training. Reading. Writing. Making films. Watching football. Hanging out with friends. Spending time with family. Going Crazy! Chatting on Myspace and anything that involves having fun and enjoying life when I'm not feeling like shit. lol.

    Thinking, sometimes too much. Being Weird! Doing and saying crazy, random, weird stuff like putting cheese into the centre of an apple and eating it- Hence a Cheese-Apple. Trying to find my true self and meaning within myself. Getting lost in the beauty that the world can create and pro-create, whilst trying to rebel against everything that contradicts that, like the borish, shallow, stereotypical outlook of society. Kind of like expanding my mind in any and every way. I'm quite open minded and will give anything a try.
    Hedgehopping (aka jumping into hedges late at night and making a bloody great big racket)
    Having food with my tomato sauce. Loads of Tomato sauce!

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    The Hart Foundation. One of the greatest factions that will ever be seen. R.I.P- Bulldog, Owen and Pillman.


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  • Music

    Here we go, a long f'ing list, in no particular order. After all, there are no limits to inspiration and I love music!:-

    Alice Cooper.
    Aerosmith.
    Black Sabbath.
    Ozzy Osbourne.
    System of a Down.
    Frank Sinatra.
    Dean Martin.
    All types of Musicals like Guys and Dolls, The Phantom of the Opera, Oklahoma, Oliver, etc.
    Enya.
    W.A.S.P.
    KoRN.
    Slipknot.
    Slayer.
    Bowling For Soup.
    Any Arsenal music.
    Any England Football music.
    Andrea Bocelli.
    National Anthems, especially the English and Canadian one's.
    Monster Magnet.
    South Park music and soundtracks.
    Led Zeppelin.
    Green Day.
    Rob Zombie.
    White Zombie.
    Soulfly.
    Megadeth.
    Metallica.
    Ennio Morricone.
    Any Wrestling music.
    U2.
    Linkin Park.
    Evanescence.
    Nirvana.
    Guns 'n' Roses.
    Lionel Ritchie.
    Robert Palmer.
    Tears for Fears.
    Lacuna Coil.
    Nightwish.
    Motorhead.
    Billy Idol.
    Phil Collins.
    Foo Fighters.
    Any Castlevania music.
    Motley Crue.
    Marilyn Manson.
    Him.
    Incubus.
    Funeral for a Friend.
    Iron Maiden.
    Disney songs.
    Sikth.
    Bryan Adams.
    Travis.
    Blur.
    Seether.
    Film soundtracks like Austin Powers or Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows
    Rage Against The Machine.
    Bob Marley.
    Cypress Hill.
    R.E.M.
    The Spice Girls..... Well, in the mid 90's.
    Bon Jovi.
    Genesis.
    Nat 'King' Cole.
    New Found Glory.
    Seal.
    Apocalyptica.
    Fear Factory.
    Wolfmother.
    Avenged Sevenfold.
    Weezer.
    Monty Python music.
    Tenacious D.
    Jakatta.
    Coheed and Cambria.
    Dream Theater.


    Times New Roman, Times, serif';color:inherit;">Your 2005 Song Is
    Beverly Hills by Weezer

    "My automobile is a piece of crap
    My fashion sense is a little whack
    And my friends are just as screwy as me"

    You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style!

    Huh? Is this thing broke or something? I didn't cruise through 2005. Fleh!
  • Movies


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    I'll watch pretty much anything but I do like comedies, psychological thrillers, films that are different and unique and anything with meaning.

    Donnie Darko
    American Beauty
    American Psycho
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Misery
    Fever Pitch
    The Wrestler!
    Willow
    South Park: Bigger, longer and Uncut
    The Nutty Professor
    The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
    The two Star Wars Trilogies
    Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows
    Spider-Man Trilogy
    Goodfellas
    Casino
    Raging Bull
    Superman Anthology (All 5 films)
    The X-Men Trilogy
    The Batman Anthology (all 5 films)
    Mike Bassett: England Manager
    Shrek 1, 2 and 3 (I liked 2 the most)
    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    The Scary Movie Trilogy
    Rat Race
    Gremlins 1 and 2 (again 2 was better)
    Full Metal Jacket
    The Shining
    Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
    The League of Gentleman's Apocalypse
    The Evil Dead Trilogy
    American Pie Trilogy
    Shaun of the Dead
    Hot Fuzz
    Bride of Chucky
    The Punisher
    The Witches
    Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie
    The Mask of Zorro
    The Count of Monte Cristo
    Care Bears the Movie.(Well, when I was younger of course)
    The Witches of Eastwick
    The Sword in the Stone
    Liar Liar
    Guest House Paradiso
    Road Trip
    Mousehunt
    Wayne's World 1 &2
    Fargo
    Fierce Creatures
    A Fish called Wanda
    Eternal Sushine of the Spotless Mind
    Hide and Seek
    Wolf
    Saw
    About Schmidt
    A Clockwork Orange
    Hellboy
    Trainspotting
    The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
    The Shawshank Redemption
    Edward Scissorhands
    American History X
    Elephant
    V for Vendetta
    Being John Malkovich
    Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas
    There's Something about Mary
    Dumb and Dumber
    Ice Age 1 and 2
    Super Size Me
    That's all I can think of for now. *Chuckle*


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    And where is the Batman? He's at home, aaaawashin' his tights! Ahahahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaha! The Joker rocks!
  • Television

    Oh let's see uhhhhh........
    Fawlty Towers.
    Bottom.
    Little Britain.
    The League of Gentlemen.
    Harry Enfield and chums.
    Dream Team.
    Any WWE/World of Sport wrestling Program.
    That goes for ECW and WCW too.
    The Simpsons.
    Family Guy.
    King of the Hill.
    Futurama.
    M.O.T.D/The Premiership.
    Friends.
    South Park.
    Drawn Together.
    Spider-Man.
    X-Men.
    Any Marvel Animation.
    Scuzz.
    Kerrang!
    Classic FM.
    MTV.
    VH1.
    Pretty much all music channels.
    The Mighty Boosh.
    They think it's all over!
    Celebrity Death Match.
    Bo' Selecta.
    Green Wing.
    Is Harry on the Boat?
    Inside the Actor's Studio.
    A Question of Sport
    Hollyoaks.
    The Weakest Link.
    Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
  • Books

    Any Terry Pratchett stuff. Crazy, random imaginative and wonderful! Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby. Any Arsenal book. Again I'll read pretty much anything from Shakespeare to Bruce Campbell's autobiography. I used to read loads of Goosebumps books when I was younger too. I don't find the time to read so much now but hey I try.
  • Heroes

    Bret 'The Hit-Man' Hart has to be one of my top heroes as he is possibly the greatest professional wrestler of all time, most definately the best technical wrestler of all time. Legend, legend, legend! Anyone who doesn't agree with me, then the confrontation of inflatable sheep throwing shall commence! Lol!
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    Hulk Hogan


    My Granny, Rose Phillips (Mum's mum). She will be sorely missed throughout the rest of my life and I hope to make her proud, peh, peh ,peh!
    Wrestlers of the late 80's and 90's, guys like Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Undertaker, Mick Foley, The Hart Foundation (and the faction) Ric Flair and far to many more to mention.

    Any Arsenal legend! I consider anyone who helps me out in any way to be a hero. Anyone who has influenced me to become more, to expand and become a better person and has made me feel better is a hero.

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About me:

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.. Greetings and welcome dude's and dudette's, guys and dolls, freaks and freakettes and whatever else you like to be called. Thy name is David, or Dave, whichever you like to use, and I am your wife now! But you can call me Crazy Dave!!!!! :D


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I love music, films, drama, football and anything art/fun based are my life. I like to be involved in all of these things and anything else adventurous. I'm also an independant filmmaker (sorry I got no porn, not just yet anyway, lol) and I love to laugh! :D I like cheese, fit young rock chicks, footite chicks and drama chicks. Lol, finding inner peace and going to gigs. I'm learning to play my guitar and keyboard, I love old school WWE wrestling, walking in the dark at night for no reason other than to find meaning in life and in myself, partying and having fun, anything to do with Arsenal! and of course talking to new people on myspace. :)

I've done about 30 productions on and of stage, maybe more, and miss those good old days on the National Diploma where I slept in a wardrobe at the Fox Hotel in Wolverhampton and got excluded from the old college for having a wrestling match back in 2001/2002/2003! Hell yeah!! I also propperly wrestle. Amateur wrestling in Birmingham and I have been to a few professional wrestling camps with NWA-UK in Kent As well......Grrrrr!

I'd probably say I'm a bit of an outsider, an outcast and pretty much have been like that my whole life, even though I know lots of people and blend in with people relatively easily. But I try to be myself, see the beauty of life and see the beauty of others.

I live by quotes and sayings that represent what I'm thinking and feeling. People may think that I am a happy, cheerful and indeed an animated figure, which I am, but sometimes, like many people I feel lost, lonely, misunderstood and in need to find my place in the world. But that won't stop me becoming successful whcih I will be. Lol. I can be confusing as fuck as too as you've probably gathered by reading all this wonderfull bollocks. :p. Like U2 once said 'I still haven't found what I'm looking for'!

I don't like people feeling sorry for me or being sympathetic, I'm stronger than I look, mentally and physically and am not to be underestimated. I'd much prefer a hug or something. Free hugs! oh yes!

However, I try to never give up and never give in! As my Great Uncle Cheez once said "Positive things happen to positive thinkers!"

That's all for now.......Add me on msn messenger at crazydave84@hotmail.co.uk and we'll have a chat and an online/virtual cup of tea with chocolate hob nobs! well, if ya like.....or not......yours truely, the voice inside your head that talks to you when you read stuff! (aka my profile) :P





You scored as Metal Rockstar. You are a Metal Rockstar you like head bang, til you passout and love to get in moshes still you ass is kicked!

Metal Rockstar

70%

Punk Rockstar

60%

Emo Rockstar

50%

Goth Rockstar

50%

Rock and Roll RockStar

40%

What kind of Rockstar are you?
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Crazy Dave --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

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Your Birth Month is January
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.

Your soul reflects: deep love, fascination with life, and a distinctive persona

Your gemstone: Garnet

Your flower: Snowdrop

Your colors: Black, dark red, and dark blue


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You Scored as Candyman

You are the Candyman. You love living in the spotlight, and being feared. But should anyone question you, you make sure they suffer for their mistakes. You will go on, with people quietly talking about the evil that lives within you, while hoping they never have to experience it.

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Pinhead .. ..
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Freddy Krueger .. ..
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Candyman .. ..
55%
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Jigsaw .. ..
55%
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Hannibal Lecter .. ..
55%
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Buffalo Bill .. ..
50%
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Jason Voorhees .. ..
50%
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Leatherface .. ..
45%
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Michael Myers .. ..
40%
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Captain Spaulding .. ..
35%
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Who I'd like to meet:


Bret Hart!!!!!......again!
Met him at the Memorabilia event at the Birmingham N.E.C in November. Fucking Awesome!
I like meeting new people, anyone different, interesting, open minded and like minded. Anyone like me who's always up for a laugh! Anyone into the same things as me and is as weird as me. A friend in need and a friend indeed!
Any wrestler, celebrity, actor and person that has entertained me, influenced me, inspired me, changed me, changed my life and delightfully brainwashed my mind since the early 90's in the days of my youth. Like......
Jack Nicholson, Dustin Hoffman, Anthony Hopkins, Kevin Spacey, Jim Carrey, Marlon Brando and Stanley Kubrick (If they were still alive), John Cleese, The Pythons, Arsene Wenger, George Graham, Thierry Henry (can't believe he went to Barca!), Ian Wright, Terry Gilliam, The Pythons, The Farrelly Brothers, Lee Evans, Hitler (and kick him skwah in the nuts), Alice Cooper, Megadeth, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, God and anyone else under this catagorie of legends.


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Castlevania: Lament of Innocence!


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Castlevania! One of the greatest computer game sagas of all time. Propper Bo', I tell thee!


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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is.....
Your kiss is...mysterious
Your hugs are...to die for
Your eyes...twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is...heart warming
Your smell is...refreshing
Your smile is...hypnotising
Your love is...unique
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You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.


Me, Evil? Oh what poppycock, Smeegle wouldn't hurt a fly.
Mwahhahahahaaaaa!



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Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Stourport-on-Smack! I mean Stourport-on-Severn
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 3" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Student Actor/Artiste/Barman
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Kidderminster College

    • Kidderminster, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: 2006
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Other
    2000 to 2004
  • Bewdley High School and Sixth Form Centre

    • Bewdley, United Kingdom
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    1997 to 2000

Companies

  • Funky Munky Productions

    • Kidderminster, Worcestershire/ West Midlands UK
    • Director, Actor, Editor, Cameraman, Filmmaker
    2004-Present

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