ONE w.a.k.e. u.p there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt.
TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a fucking mongoloid.
FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
FIVE Quit fucking crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who the fuck cares? ITS FUCKING MYSPACE!!!
SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
SEVEN Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON
ELEVEN If you are having an event & need to post it 3448 times then it probably isn't worth going to & everyone knows it. (UNLESS IT IS A LIMELIGHT ENTERTAINMENT EVENT....lol)
TWELVE Spam is still spam, even if it is on a Myspace comment or in a Myspace email, stop it.
This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.
repost this with "Finally a bulletin worth reading''
I will be throwing a large party at my house in Birmingham on April 8th. Send me a message if you can come and I will give you directions. Should be a lot of fun, maybe 150 people or so.
I love it when spring comes. And, it seems like it is about here (10 days!). Here's what I am going to do. I am going to go to Florida for a few days, then I am going to do one more snowboarding trip in Colorado. Then I am going to come home and I am going to throw a crazy party. Probably on April 8th. And that is all I have to say about that.
