About me: My name is Tony F. Barbarella. Yeah, thats right, my last name is Barbarella; and the 'F' is for 'Fuck You For Laughing', smart-ass. I currently reside in Newark, New Jersey where I pray every night that I do not die from radiation-poisoning from all the fucking toxic-waste that populates this fine city, both chemical and human.
The only connections I have to the Southern region of America known as Florida (because there ain't shit between here and there, trust me) is Chris Miller of the ESS (Electronic Sub South), his MC 'Mr. Spagandy' and their little bastard of a midget minion named 'El-whatshisface'. I often visit Gainesville, Florida to escape the rancid stink that is the state of New Jersey.
When I'm not wrangling giant Jersey cockroaches and pissing out my liver, I enjoy a nice quiet night of Sinatra, drinking myself stupid, and attending The Jersey Devils' hockey games. GO DEVS!!
