Joss

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Hi, my name is Jonathan. I'm a 19 year old from South Shields, England - the place to be! I'm into computer games. I've been gaming now for about 10 years, I mainly like action/adventure and platform games, I'm not really a fanboy of racing or FPS games, with the odd exception like Burnout and Halo respectively. So long as the game has a good storyline and musical score, I will probably like it. I aspire to become a games programmer, I'm at university studying a course in computer games software engineering. Been getting good results so far.

I have been told I am a very argumentative person, which I admit to. I like to argue, even about religion and politics which some people say are dangerous topics, but I don't care! Feel free to blast out at me if you're bored, I don't mind, it keeps the old brain cells churning.

I like computer games, music (and a combination of the two), the smell of ready brek fresh out the microwave. (just can't beat it). I often like to go out to see pub bands on a friday night, its good entertainment, and sometimes you get a few hidden gems who put on a really good show. I occasionally get to see signed bands aswell. I'm going to see Metallica in march, looking forward to it.

I hate the broad scouse accent (no offense to anyone who comes from liverpool), the cockney accent (don't care whos offended here),Usher's face, new monkey charva shit, people with arrogant beliefs of the human race ("God put animals on this earth to feed humans" etc, it pisses me right off), lime pickle; it looks like someone threw up after eating a shitload of orange and green jelly beans.

As you may have noticed, I have long hair. Its currently down to the bottom of my shoulder blades. Don't try to coerce me into getting it cut off, I've had enough stick from people that I'm completely immune to insults. (Give me your best shot). It just makes me more determined to keep growing it. I started growing my hair for several reasons; mainly to reflect my musical taste, but also because it makes me look older and less of a chav, and also I was the only one in my immediate family didn't have, or previously have long hair. Plus I like seeing the dumbfounded look on people's faces who haven't seen me since I started growing it lol. Men growing their hair is not in any way gay or strictly feminine. (I've never understood where the gay thing came from when most gays go round sporting skin-head or short, spiky gelled hair). Many powerful male figures in history have worn long hair. I've never understood this cultural taboo of hair length on men and I don't want to conform to it and become just another mindless, boring drone.

FUCK THE OLD FASHIONED TRADITION!

Long hair FTW.