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The sweet mysteries of life...:I love nothing quite like staring jaw slacked and eyes wided at this staggeringly stupid lovely paradigm.
I really like scrolling down past banner ads, too. And making out while playing Scrabble, or at least the idea of it. Making out in general. Music that kills. Dirty noodle shops. I Saw Yous and Savage Loves. And viral memes and ASCII, smells stimulants rain and otaku, and commas,
Music
Incessantly listening to:Gza ~ pro tools. damn.
Radiohead
Man Man
Dir En Grey
stuff people send me
Movies
-flicks-Naked Lunch Oldboy In the Realm of the Unreal Fear and Loathing Baraka..
Secretary..
Shogun's Assassin (over Lone Wolf and Cub)..
Ichi the Killer and Audition and Visitor Q and Bird People of China. So, all Miike's stuff, except Imprint...
Battle Royale..
Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead...that bears repeating..
RosencrantzandmotherfuckingGildenstern are Dead
Big Trouble in Little China
2046 & In the Mood for Love..
Night Watch..
Vincent Moon videos and that YouTube clip of the boy slapping his sister upside the head...
your mom...
Dracula, if just to watch Tom play Renfield..
9 Songs..
Russian Ark..
In Bruges..
Eternal Sunshine & Chungking Express..
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Kenneth Branau's and Mel Gibson's Hamlet..
Mononoke & Spirited..
most Kurosawa, even when they're dreadfully slow.
Tampopo Super Troopers FLCL Gormenghast
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.. .. .. ..Television
tv"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."-Groucho Marx
.. No TV owned, but football (soccer) at pubs, Iron Chef at others' houses, leeched Meercat Manor & House, Cowboy Bebop reruns- yum.
Books
"What do you read, m'lord?""Words. Words, words... "
Now I am alone. O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! Is it not monstrous that this player here, But in a fiction, in a dream of passion, Could force his soul so to his own conceit That from her working all his visage wann'd, Tears in his eyes, distraction in's aspect, A broken voice, and his whole function suiting With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
not for nothing, but foolish irregardless.
i recommend:
Mishima
Susanna Clarke
Will Gibson
Will Shakespeare
Neil Stephenson
Murakami (Ryu) when I can stomache him.
Murakami (Haruki) when I can't stomache reality.
Old Poppy Z Brite, all the Harry Potter books, and Lovecraft.
My friends' brilliant emails and text messages. I hear it's the new Gatsby...
Akira and Sandman and Transmetropolitan and graphics of that sort
Ralph Steadman, like I Leonardo
books, whatever
Heroes
Heroes: King Arthur, my grandfather, Uncle Glen, al-Shadhili (the first man, they say, to brew coffee), my best friend Chastity- she's fucking genius.
Mobsters
Music
Blurbs
Who I'd like to meet:
He's stalking...
a fistfight with Mae. a palate with Tora. a nice Nihonjin who shares my interests (upon whom I can inflict my horrible Japanese vocabulary) Peruvians. Winston Churchill's parrot.
Those who take the Nintendo Entertainment System as their lord and savior. Bill Murray, for coffee and cigarettes.
Other stalkers.
Musashi Miyamoto's ghost. Text message poets. Amelie, clandestine, from afar. Sharon, concealed by an ancient abandoned hotel lobby pillar. Someone to secretly watch Chan Park Wook and Takashi Miike films with. Someone to speak code with. Someone to end sentences in prepositions with.
Those foolish enough to admit constorting with him include...
Details
- Status: Married
- Hometown: Martinsburg, WVa
- Orientation: Bi
- Body type: 5' 7" / Athletic
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Education: In college
- Occupation: Philosopher and Clerk
- Income: Less than $30,000













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10 of 148More..I love you Jason!!! Miss you guys! I am gonna come visit soon.
hello brother of mine. just making sure you are still alive and kicking. haha
we neeed to hang. seriously, now.
Merry Christmas Comment Graphics..
you and tom waits belong together
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm. net
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Sorry dude...i've been your little sister longer!
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