omgsaurus. i want to plug your porous panty line. with these titty pix [sic] of mine. with this pretty prick of mine in the nick of time, oh sensation sublime. we are subterranean hymen rangers.
HEY DUDE! What's the good word? You comin' around for the holidays anytime soon? If not, I might be in the city in a couple weeks so I'll give you a call.
xoxoxoxoxoxo hahahaha
P.S. You look strong enough to pull the ears of a gundar.
kevin, long time no see. i hear youre still in brooklyn, and i've finally settled down in the same borough. be in touch sometime? itd be great to see you.
