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  • Lance Matsunaga

    damn dain you don't call or text or anything you bastard! And i always did that 4u

    4 years ago
  • Anon Emouse

    GEE GOLLY GOSH WILLIKERS.

    5 years ago
  • Anon Emouse

    Fuck you. They're like glitterbabies, you can't just separate them. If you do they'll come together in the end and become fucking buckwild on your sorry ass.

    Also, you kept the lame one, even if it's kind of cute. I wish you'd have kepts "anus" or "niggers" because those are my goddamn favorites.

    5 years ago
  • Lance Matsunaga

    da-ri-fu-to

    5 years ago
  • starving for gravity

    Hey What's Up Dain ?? Just stopping by to let you know that you can now order our new CD "Urgency" from CD Baby...Hit up our page to take a listen...!!! Leave us a comment and let us know what you think... Peace, Love & Rock, Starving For Gravity


    Buy the CD
    STARVING FOR GRAVITY: Urgency
    click to order

    5 years ago
  • Anon Emouse

    Dain. I've realized something phenomenal:

    dickbutts

    5 years ago
  • Anon Emouse

    WTF IS THAT WEEABOO SHIT YOU LEFT IN MY PICTURE COMMETS.

    IT BETTER SAY SOMETHING COOL, LIKE "I FUCKED YOUR GRANDMA WITH A RAKE" OR ELSE.

    5 years ago
  • Anon Emouse

    buttfux

    5 years ago
  • Waleed Hawatky

    happy new year brother!!!
    hope all is well with you

    5 years ago
  • starving for gravity

    thx. we are rock hard.... hmm that sounds like a porno. taker easy dain. brett

    5 years ago
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Interests

  • General

    I enjoy aggressive synth riffs,
    Dropping the fuckin' beats,
    Blowing shit to bits,
    And long walks on the beach.
    The process of emptying clips,
    Driving at breakneck speeds,
    Projectiles with full-metal tips,
    And exceeding all of your needs...
  • Music

    Ace of Base
    Alex Gold
    Armin Van Buuren
    Asian Kung-Fu Generation
    ATB
    Avalanches, The
    Billy Idol
    B'z
    BT
    Chemical Brothers
    Chicane
    Cirrus
    Crystal Method
    Daft Punk
    Darren Tate
    Deep Dish
    Deep Forest
    Deepsky
    Dieselboy
    Ernest Saint Laurent
    Faithless
    Ferry Corsten
    Fleetwood Mac
    God Lives Underwater
    Hallucinogen
    Heart
    High Contrast
    Hiver & Hammer
    Hybrid
    Infected Mushroom
    In-Grid
    INXS
    J. Geils Band
    Junkie XL
    Juno Reactor
    Kaskade
    Kidney Thieves
    KMFDM
    Kyau vs. Albert
    L'arc~en~ciel
    Lange
    Layo & Bushwacka!
    London Elektricity
    Lords of Acid
    Marilyn Manson
    Max Graham
    Max Melvin
    mdfmk
    MSI
    Orbital
    Peter Gabriel
    PIG
    Powerman 5000
    Praga Khan
    Prodigy
    Richard Vission
    Röyksopp
    Sander Kleinenberg
    Sasha
    Stonebridge
    Takkyu Ishino
    Underworld
    Venus Hum
    Voodoo & Serano
    Way Out West
    X-Press 2
  • Movies

    The Fifth Element
    Die Hard
    Gangs of New York
    Battle Royale
    Versus
    Better Off Dead
    Weird Science
    The Lost Boys
    School of Rock
    The Professional
    Snatch
    True Romance
    The Neighbor No. 13
    Payback
    Audition
    The Thing
    Ichi The Killer
    Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle
    War of the Worlds
    High Tension
  • Television

  • Books

    The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, MEG, The Trench, the Harry Potter series, The Art of War.
  • Heroes

    Sascha K. - the Waveform Maestro...

Blurbs

About me:

..
Attack tracks rap phantasm
Kicks and snares hit
Inflict back spasms
Necks cracked detached from spines
Vertebraes and backs
I paint with language
Place my verse on canvas
Sip the spirits
Lyrics cause wayward shifts to crash like the sirens
I stalk concrete jungles and prides like lions
Stand atop Mount Zion
Trying to reach heaven without dying
Riding sound waves like Poseidon
Clutch tight the trident
Bugles blare anouncing his arrival
Overseer, overseeing
Carpe diem - seize the day
Drum track echos twenty thousand leagues away
I fly Concorde cross Atlantic
Beats, bass, chords cause panic
Horns forwarn the swarm
Melodies freeze planets
Hemispheres severed
Seas, trees shattered
Birds, bees scattered
Earth knocked off its axis
Forty-five degree slanted
Arcane old spells
Wizardry repels
Lock, stock two barrels and a handful of shells
Rebellions quelled
Oceans swell
Thoughts prevail
Heaven or hell

-"Doomsday" by Overseer


That peak!
I can't speak
On my back in the middle of the street
My brain is a'chow mein and a'
Runnin' round and around
Like a chain and a'
I know and a'
You know that a'
Sooner or later like a U-F-O
I'm comin' down
I'm comin' down

-"Peak" by Planet Funk


Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a brain; Anyone into electronic music; Anyone with a good sense of humor, who doesn't get by punchline to punchline.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Warren, MN
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: United States Navy
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Bemidji State University

    • Bemidji, MN
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: None
    • Major: Mass Communications
    • Clubs: College Newspaper Staff
    2004 to 2005
  • Northland Community And Technical College

    • Thief River Falls, MN
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Liberal Arts
    • Greek: Phi Theta Kappa
    2002 to 2004
  • Warren-Alvarado-Oslo Sec.

    • Warren, MN
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Speech Team
    1998 to 2004

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