ranney

Bio:

( www.itsranney.com ) Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah. The numbers: I am 40, ten years before my prime. I was born on the 3rd day of the last month of one of the most turbulent years in this nation's history, 1968. I have been in the performing arts for 30 years. I have been a professional comedian for 20 years - since April 1st, 1988. I have been married for 15 years, since December 21, 1993. I have five pets: 22, a mud turtle that we've had for 14 years; Hercules, a cooter that we've had for 12 years; Dr. Witty, an apple-headed Siamese that we've had for 10 years although she is 16 years old; Chlopin, a Black Lab-Chow mix we've had for 9 years; and Veruca, a short haired domestic kitty we rescued from a tree last year. My only other dog was Hunter, a Beagle-Datschund mix that lived 18 years. My best friend has been my best friend for 21 years. I have never been more at peace with who I am. And, I am the Illuminatus forever... ....This profile was edited with ..Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Member Since:

December 14, 2005

Influences:

00h-koo-he, the hillside, moonbeams, and lemonade

Sounds Like:

hold a seashell up next to yo mama.

Record Label:

Sycamore Tree Productions