I am a sexy well endowed beast of mixed heritage. I have a tanatlizing clubfoot that comes in handy for tripping drunkards, reading braille, and fisting bitches. I keep it soft and sensual with daily palmolive and lavender scented bath oil soaks.
My favorite foods are my own ear wax, blood bloated ticks, and litter breaded shit sticks. I would love to have you over for a candle lit dinner and romantic humping.
My massive red rocket will orbit you around the moon one thousand times over.
I like to gingerly thrust my clubfoot into my ear canal and then slowly lick off the ear wax. I find it highly arousing.
I'm pretty famous where I come from, but you are probably not international enough to know that, you stupid horse's ass.
I am vastly superior to you in every possible way and that is really all you need to know. Now give me the worship I am due or I'll bite you in the ass, piss in your whiskey, and shit in your hat.
Who I'd like to meet:
mongrel whores, alcoholic chimps, cartooning bitches, Asian honeys.