Carificus
Nymphomaniac...so they say

Female
23 years old
Swansea, Wales
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/24/2009
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    Carificus's Interests
GeneralI like....
*Drinking (in general)
*Staring into space*
*Music- Rawk and evvy metal!!!
*smoking*
*sexing*
*laughing*
*teasing*
*talking*
*bed-breaking*
*moshing*
*sleeping*
Music
Marilyn Manson,
Cradle of Filth,
Emperor,
Children of Bodom,
Kittie,
Jack off Jill,
My Ruin,
Garbage,
Alec Empire,
Metallica,
Tool,
Lacuna coil,
Apc,
Placebo,
Muse,
Pulp,
Serj Tankian
Catatonia,
Paradise Lost
Turisas,
Orange Goblin,
Rammstein,
AFI,
Arch Enemy,
Movies
My fave movie is Lolita with Jeremy Irons.
I also like Ace Ventura-When nature calls,
V for Vendetta,
Dogma,
The craft,
Se7en,
Fight Club,
Little Nicky,
Muppets Xmas Carol,
The goonies,
The Labyrinth,
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory,
Return to Oz (Altho the wheelers freak me out),
Schindlers List,
Willow,
King Ralph,
Leon,
Donnie Darko,
Sound of Music (no seriously!)
The crow,
Interview with the vampire and Nightmare before Xmas.
Television
Family Guy,
The simpsons,
Monkey dust.
Futurama,
Little Britain,
Have I got news for you,
League of gentlemen,
Room 101,
Judge john deed,
Beauty and the geek,
Buffy,
University challenge,
Hey Arnold,
Graham Norton
,I'm Alan Partridge,
Peep show,
Johnathan Creek,
Most haunted,
Fraggle rock,
Frasier,
Will and Grace,
Sex and the city,
Sex tips for girls(lol),
Eurotrash and many more.
BooksFavourite book of all time is Pride and Prejudice-I will find Mr Darcy!Paradise Lost,A clockwork orange,Dr Faustus,Moll Flanders,1984,The Satanic Bible,Satanic Witch,Long road out of hell(Mansons autobiography)Adrian Mole,how to rule the world,most astrology books and Bridget Jones's Diary 1&2.Lukes got me into The Ultimate X-men graphic novels- I likes the gay Collosus bits! I read alot of Mills and Boon because they amuse me especially the dirty bits.
HeroesMyself, for living this long.My mam coz she makes the best dinners ever and had to carry me around in her uterus for 9months,not to mention look after me for 18years which frankly deserves some sort of recognition eg.medal,trophy or knighthood. Image hosted by Photobucket.com My dad.For providing the X chromosome, and the cash.

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     Carificus's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Aberdare
Body type:5' 9" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Student bum
Income:Less than $30,000

   Carificus's Schools
University of Wales Swansea
Swansea, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Law
Clubs: Real ale and Pagan societies.
 
Current Courses:

2004 to 2007
Aberdare Lower Comprehensive School
Aberdare, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2004



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About me:
Tis I!
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I'm truly the best and worst person you will ever meet.
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Most say I'm brutally honest.Well good.
Me me me!
I'm a typical Aries
I'm 21
I want to be a sexpert.
I'm a law graduate
I'm an alcoholic
I'm a nymphomaniac
I'm crude and sometimes rude.
I'm rather thick
I don't like many people
I fall in love rarely, but when it happens its fucking scary...
*Some people say I'm random in speech- I call it an overactive mind.* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
FAVOURITE PEOPLE
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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Cowboy





Jun 27 2009 12:55 PM

hahaha nevamind every1 has a blonde moment hows u anyway
the Original Ugly Betty





Aug 2 2008 1:23 AM

Cara Cara Cara! Guess what I've got stuck in my head? Yes that's right, Feta feta feta! you and your bloody cheese song. Sigh!
Was nice to see you today however. Tis always nice to have a good chopse. Cu 2moro hopefully if im not mega-busy!

hugs

x x x
CHARLSTON





Jul 9 2008 9:21 AM

Alright babe how are u?
D-CYPHER Mankind





Jun 4 2008 5:40 PM

oi why ain't i in ur top m8's list ? lol hows u carr
NecroSadistic





May 27 2008 10:36 PM

Thought id leave you a comment 'cos I havent yet, so here you go :)

See you soon sexy :)

xxxxx
silverwolf green eyes hunter





May 24 2008 8:00 PM

hey hunni all is cool havent been out due to wedding only being 3 weeks away all money is on that hope all is well with you cya soon x
♥ Little Miss BloodLust♥





May 21 2008 7:33 PM

aye, me and my beloved are off to bridgend for our mates birthday thingy lol
shall be gooood fun!

glad you are feeling better now hun
x
♥ Little Miss BloodLust♥





May 21 2008 7:25 PM

omfg u like my ruin which means i love you!
simple as!

lmao i met miss b in bristol, i wanna marry her and breed and army!

how are you huni?
x
♠Aimee Heart♣





May 21 2008 3:12 PM

hey lovely!!

i died fri nite went home spewed like a mother bitch hahaha

how are yooou??xx
♠Aimee Heart♣





May 15 2008 10:49 PM

c u tomrooooooo :D:D eee so excited

office at 8-8.30 k lovely u better b ther e:P
xxx
♠Aimee Heart♣





May 12 2008 1:43 PM

hahaha yeaaa its still itchy as fuck tho doin my scull in like!!grrr

and yes im gona wear high sexy shoes but im gona take sensible ones too lmao!!xxx
♠Aimee Heart♣





May 10 2008 3:37 PM

went in to blue banana yesterday looking for u forgot u finished last week*mong*


u still out and dressing up friday??u bnetter had missy!!bring some peeps along too if u wish! dun forget sexy is the rule :D:D

will b meeting at half 7 in the office:D well prolly 8 known ,me hahaxxx
CUPCAKE.





May 1 2008 3:09 PM

hey pretty baby :D hope your well x x xx
♠Aimee Heart♣





Apr 21 2008 1:15 PM

hahahah lol!!

wikid!

its the 16th of may ur cummin :P can meet us in the office or can cum up to mine first up to u!xx
♠Aimee Heart♣





Apr 19 2008 11:42 PM

hahahaha!!i rememeber lmfao!!!

and yea that wud b wikid!!

u gona cum out 4 my birthday?
u n danny boy togetyr??xxx
sinisteress





Apr 19 2008 7:40 PM

hiyaa luuuuv yea im alright like, hungover as fuck tho.
i seen ur comment on aimee's profile, hope ur better soon and fo sho we'll have a good piss up!
xx
♠Aimee Heart♣





Apr 18 2008 1:55 AM

goin to town 2moro shud b in the office from 6ish onwards xxx
♠Aimee Heart♣





Apr 13 2008 5:46 PM

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♠Aimee Heart♣





Apr 11 2008 11:55 PM

hey hye sexpot!!

did u have a goo dnit ethe other note?

monday??

i think haha soz we laft early was fooked like!!

u out this w/e?

xx
the Original Ugly Betty





Apr 4 2008 11:15 PM

Awww girly im sorry i dont think i can come to your tea party! gutted!!! its the 11th thursday yeah? i gotta be in uni making my final pieces. cant afford to miss a day really. arggh. so disappointed like i wudda loved a proper tea party wiv pass the parcel and party rings and jellies and crap. thats such a good idea fair play to you. got the perfect tea party dress too! shame. i have got you a fab present tho i hope i like it! i think you will. so sorry i wont be there im well disappointed. i hope you have a lovely time tho, when im back in summer il hav to come down and stay itll be fun. yay we can talk about stuff like our sleepovers all them years ago when we wernt so wrinkled ha ha.
how u lately, hope ur good. im ok. bit drunk at the mo, didnt go out tonight just saw some friends for a bit and drunk some wine. hahaha. its all gone to my head im such a lightweight. cant handle wine only whisky.
let me know wot ur up to my lovely,

love you

X X X
the Original Ugly Betty





Mar 30 2008 11:49 PM

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cara!

....If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Cara for the rest of the day!....Cara will always turn right when leaving a cave.
....Contrary to popular belief, Cara is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!....Cara can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
....Over 2000 people have now climbed Cara, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
....Cara can use only about ten percent of her brain.
....Cara is 984 feet tall!....The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Cara.
....The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Cara.
....Cara can't sweat.
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the Original Ugly Betty





Mar 21 2008 12:38 AM

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Mar 17 2008 1:45 AM

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CHARLSTON





Feb 18 2008 10:13 AM

One day away and were on my spaz chatting?? LOL
the Original Ugly Betty





Feb 4 2008 2:32 AM

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