GeneralFerret-faced celebrity babies. Hot actresses posing with the sad, poor refugee children of Africa. Purple eye shadow. Oh, sorry--amethyst. Cowboy boots paired with miniskirts.
Tales of hope from the moldy pits of Hurricane Katrina despair. Plus: Darfur is a mess, y'all!
Mesotherapy. It involves needles, you know. Olsen-twin eye makeup that makes a girl look permanently startled. Blaming the paparazzi.
Military chic. Boho. Fringe. Tunics. Speculation on who will remarry first, Brad or Jen. Speculation on whom Brad will leave first: Angie or his Ego. Speculation on which news outlets will have the balls to call Lindsay Lohan a Hollywood Legend after she kills herself on the highway-slash-urinal-slash-rooftop cabana. Rabid speculation on those three initials at the end of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Celebrity baby heartbreak. Baby scare. Baby joy. Bump watch! Bump alert! Baby bump hits the road! Baby bump on the red carpet!
Scary skinny. Pin thin. Skin and bones. Diet disaster. Whether if, when you stick Angelina Jolie with a pin, anything is left to escape, or if there's some deflation left to be done.
HeroesCintra Wilson; I would die so that she could live.
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