Rock and Roll, Movies, Working Out, Eating Bagels, Curing crazy diseases like House M.D.,Video Games. Drinking tasty alcoholic beverages, making jokes about how Women Be Shoppin' and how White Guys do common everyday activities in a comically different way from Black Guys. Programming, working on computers, Having BBQs.
Music
Johnny Thunders, New York Dolls, Smokey Robinson, The Clash, The Beatles, Ramones, The Who, Flamin Groovies, Rolling Stones, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, his cousin Marvin... Marvin BERRY!, Mott the Hoople, Velvet Underground, Iggy Pop, Paul Revere & the Raiders, Black Nasty, Pixies, Nirvana, New Pornographers
Movies
Office Space, Eddie Murphy Delerious, Better Off Dead, Zoolander, Bowling for Columbine, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Godfather, Goodfellas, Back To School, The 40 Year Old Virgin, District B13, Back to the Future, Dazed and Confused, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Arc, Kill Bill, Movies featuring any or all of the following: Cowboys, Aliens, Telepaths, Boobs, Lasers, Mexican Food, Karate, Rapping Kangaroos.
Television
Deadwood, Heroes, Lost, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, X-Play, 24, South Park, The Sopranos, Chappelle Show, Arrested Development
Books
The Grapes of Wrath, Slaughterhouse 5, The God Delusion, The Stand, The Dark Tower, The Starr Report, The End of Faith, Programming Perl Vol 3, Harry Potter
Heroes
Thomas Paine, Martin Luther King Jr., Martin Luther Campbell, Frank Serpico, Mick Ronson, the Chainsaw Maniac from RE4, Lumberjacks, Pirates, Will Smith punching an alien in the "face" saying "Welcome to Earf," The French, Freedom Fries, Noam Chomsky, Thornton Mellon, Marty McFly, Glenn Greenwald, Johnny Thunders, Kratos, Stephen Colbert for handing George Dubya Bush's ass back to him with all the trimmings to his face, Eddie Murphy, Richard Dawkings, Albert Einstein, Japanese People
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