About me: Quirky, retro-junk loving Jennifer Johnson wanted to marry a wealthy man and write the great American novel, but instead she's approaching her thirties, still single and working in the marketing department of a mid-range Christian department store writing ads for mens black dress socks.
When she finds out her little sister AND her ex-boyfriend are both getting married on Valentines Day (not to each other, but still) she decides she must find true love...at any cost.
So ensues a series of the most painful online dates imaginable, including a pudgy lawyer telling her to lose weight and a dashing Xerox salesman listening to her make up incredible lies.
Then she meets Brad Keller...the store president's handsome son. In an attempt to win him over, she makes herself over completely,experiences an embarrassing moment with a ceramic elf, shows violent behavior towards her beloved doll house and the small inhabitants inside.
Worst of all, she develops an addiction to Cinnabons so severe, that the Cinnabon counter girl knows her by name.
Told in McElhattons dark comedic voice, this is a cautionary tale of sex, survival and how getting everything you want might be the worst thing that ever happened to you.
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