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There was this guy in his house, then he hears shuffling outside. He walks out in his front yard and there is a gorilla in the tree! He walks back in, calls pest control and he patiently awaits.

When the pest guy comes he asks, "How may I help you?"

"I have a gorilla in my tree, and I need it out a.s.a.p.!," he says.

The pest man states that he is an expert at removing gorillas from trees, a complete shock to the helpless man. The pest man pulls out onto a table a Chihuahua, a stick, handcuffs and a shotgun. The guy asks, "How do you intend to remove that gorilla with all those items???"

"This is my plan," the pest control 'expert' replies.

He states that he will climb the tree with the stick, and poke at the gorilla repeatedly. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the chihuahua will bite the gorilla in the testicles and the guy will handcuff the agonizing gorilla.

"Good plan," states the man. But he had a final question for the pest control man. "What is the shotgun for?"

"It's a good thing you ask! That's the most important part," says the pest guy. "If I fall down from the tree while poking the gorilla, shoot the chihuahua!"

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