Primus,, Calea, Lemon-Lime Tennis Shoes, the Self Proclaimed Idiots, Mind Flayer (R.I.P.), the Arrogant Sons of Bitches, Andrew W.K., the Glorification of Alcoholism, Monophonic Microgroove, Wheatus.
Everything else, too.
Movies
We make our own movies.
Television
We make our own televisions. They're usually made of old microwaves found on people's curbs the morning of garbage day. We made a house out of mattresses and duct tape that way once!
Books
Only half of us can read, and right now they're reading misprinted American history textbooks to the other half so we can ALL become citizens. After that, we'll all be running for President. At the same time.
Heroes
Savage - honorary dictator for life, officially tougher than you.
Marc Christo - arter, filmmakist, skater, headbanger.
Reverend Moe Esch - holy man, filmmakist, writer, "the guy in the trenchcoat," MySpace nigga.
Matthew C. Farrell - artist, writer, sociopath.
Davey Haze - mohawked miscreant, major musical star.
cK - filmmaker, cartooner, writist, fearless leader (by way of logo tattooed to leg), main MySpace nigga.
John deLarge - part-time photographer, full-time Mexican, "Mr. Nice Package."
Mikey Polite - first student of 456.'s School of Awexome.
James "the Professor" Cordara - mobile recording studio proprietor, scientist, meatman, professor. I swear.
Zombie FDR - former U.S. President, reanimated corpse, caligraphy enthusiast.
About me: 4our 5ided Trian6le. presents... Fuckin' ZOMBIES! Starring a bunch of people you've never heard of, with the Ginormous 456. Ensemble Zombie Players!
Written, produced, directed and edited by Charlie Purkins & Morgan Eschmann (a.k.a. two of said people you've never heard of).
Not Rated, but lots of suggested violence with vulgar and crude humor & a smattering of drug references. Betta not bring yo kids!!! In theaters Febtober Blurteenth. ---------- It has been said that if you leave a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters for a thousand years, they will eventually produce the collected works of some dude named William Shakespeare (whoever THAT is). Nobody knows who said that first, but he's probably pissed he's not getting royalties. It has also been said, though, that if you leave a thousand monkeys at ONE typewriter, and tell them they've only got the weekend to write a movie script, they'd all start beating the shit out of eachother and hand you a hastily written page with a recipe for pot brownies at 11:45 on Sunday night. That was said by me, like, five minutes ago. It's not as quotable as that first line, but at least you know who said it. ---------- The symbol of an long-dead religion handed down through generations, the 4our 5ided Trian6le. has an illustrious past - first found carved upside down and backwards on the famed inverted pyramids of West Jeeperstan, nearly all of its devotees were wiped out by the dreaded thrash-disco virus of 1997. A scant few monks went into hiding in Canada, where they were promptly murdered by the Wendigo and the original drawing of the 4our 5ided Trian6le., the mythical "perfect polygon," was lost and forgotten forever. Then, completely independently of all these dead monks, Charlie Purkins drew a triangle with a line through it. Then, he made all that other shit up.
So, yeah... if that doesn't sum up 4our 5ided Trian6le., nothing will. 'Cause I'm not writing anything else.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who thought any of that was funny.
Wikipedia users had THIS to say about 4our 5ided Trian6le.
unencylopedic and not notable. Get yerselves a blog or a geocities page, kids. (Ianb, 14 Sep 2004)
I would like to think of some way to salvage this page. So I write what I have to write here to the "kids," as you have been called above. I very much like the Trademark "4our 5ided Trian6le"--just BRILLIANT! Maybe you could write a page titled Four Sided Triangle that would be about the science fiction movie "Four Sided Triangle." Darn. But then you could not keep that snazzy title "4our 5ided Trian6le." But how about this. You could turn the page 4our 5ided Trian6le into a redirect that would point to the science fiction movie page Four Sided Triangle that would be at least as "notable" for Wikipedia as The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. Notice, kids, that this is an exercise in "working the system" so that you "get on the boards." To get on the boards, you have to say what "they" want to hear--not what you want to say. If you turn this page into a science fiction movie page about the DVD of "Four Sided Triangle" in the format of The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, I will switch my vote to "KEEP" in a minute. Give me that chance! Get to work, kids, my friends, my good buddies, my inspirations, you barbarians. ---(Rednblu, 14 Sep 2004)
Vanity, non-notable group of "filmmakers" with no films. — (Gwalla, 14 Sep 2004)
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hey. i uploaded one of those songs i did for your movie to my page. check it out and make it play on your page and shit. not that i don't love songs to wear pants to.
Hey, I made one of those online quizzes for the NQPWF out of boredom. If you want to check it out, go to quizfarm.com. It's called "What first tier NQPWF character are you."
