Movies!!! Beer, Books, DVDs, funny blasphemy, head trips, movie theaters, procrastinating, profanity, questioning authority, samurai, sarcasm, satire, sex, sleeping, studying people, thunderstorms, writing, and finger painting with Ketchup...you know the usual stuff
Music
James Brown, The Pixies, Eels, Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, Johnny Cash, Prince, Beck, David Bowie, Clint Mansell, Bob Dylan, The Kinks, Queens of the Stone Age, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Nirvana, The Beatles, NIN, Tom Waits, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Beethoven, The Killers, The White Stripes, The Decemberists, Queen, Pulp, Tenacious D, Foo Fighters, Nick Cave, and about 500 other bands/performers
Movies
I love all movies. All genres. Too many movies to jizz all over here. There Will Be Blood was the best flick of 2007. And In Bruges is the best film of this shitty year so far.
Television
Pushing Daisies, MST3K, 24, Breaking Bad Dave Letterman, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Sopranos, The Deadliest Catch, Ghost Hunters, Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Robot Chicken, South Park, The Colbert Report...and the A-Team!
Books
Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Cormac McCarthy or Flannery O'Connor can be found among the books I'm reading (usually re-reading) at any given time. I'm pretty much addicted to the Best American Short Stories collections too. Oh and Screw and Jugs contain the finest in American Literature by any measure. My goal is to get published any either of those fine literary mags.
About me: David Frank was raised in the wilderness by a savage pack of rabid water buffalo. During adolescence he joined a Guatemalan circus as a knife thrower under the show name of The Glorious Dr. Mosquito Circumciser. When the art of knife throwing turned tiresome, David retired and left his adopted homeland of Guatemala (which had nothing to do with the several pending charges of manslaugher). His triumphant return to American civilization spawned the reality TV craze and an increased awareness in the healing powers of crabmeat rangoons. After winning a much publicized thumb-wrestling throwdown with Rick Moranis, David retreated to a quiet college town in the Midwest, where he obtained a PhD in B.S. If you see David around town, give him the finger, and then notify the proper authorities.
Or (SHAMELESS SELF-PLUG ALERT!!!!) just go to RopeofSilicon.com and look for his weekly column "The Shallow End"
Dive into the Dread Central Podcasts! A fantastic way to fill the time between leaving work and getting the fuck home. Warning:: Contents may cause liquids to shoot out your nose
Well I know you're rarely on here, but in case you get drunk and stumble on to the internet,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
And I know what you're thinking....this is early. But, I am in China and we exist 13 hours in the future...so if you were here you could already be DRUNK.
I'm sorry to hear about Mickey. He did kick ass and he will be missed. All I can think about is when he used to steal our shoes when we were on the trampoline, and we'd have to chase him for half an hour to get them back. When I would finally get my shoe (half shoe at that point) he would look so defeated that I had to find his tennis ball.
Have a better year starting with the drunken 31st. Please have one in my honor and then drink 17 more just for shits.
Tell your family that I love and miss them...even Megan, I guess...
Hey Assfuck. I can't wait to see your mug again also. And any help you need with that "question" I will gladly help. I am really excited to see everybody. I guess that ma is cooking some good homemade shit on the Friday that I arrive. Amanda (and you, I guess) are invited for some good ol' homemade cookin', including mashed taters and anything else that I want. Ok. Thats it. Peace.
Well, we are moving to Austin, so that'll help. And Ohio sounds pretty good too. I bet we can hit up every republican state, if you want us to. Oh, and fuck Bush.
Hey, nice review of Shaun. I still have to see that. We are moving to a new apt down here, and tonight we are watching Dawn of the Dead. I am sure it won't be as good, but a pointless zombie movie never hurt anyone.
Hey, you should get BeBee (Bratni) to join MySpace. She would like all the bands on here.
Crazy Davey! I can't wait to see Amanda when I get in town. And if you are there too...well....that's neat too. Now get off MySpace and do something productive, damn you!
