Commodore Meatpie terrorized the high seas aboard his mighty ship, The Red Devil. Throughout the Caribbean he horrified and pillaged on his never-ending quest to capture and enslave hotties. After looting and burning all of Devil's Island he set sail with his pirate crew to their hidden pirate cove. The hotties were held captive in the belly of the great ship for 40 days and 40 nights. They endured tortures of unfathomable magnitude at the hands of Commodore Meatpie and his evil band of brigands. After enduring all the suffering she could the leader of the captives, Lickity Splittail, rose up against the pirates and brought forth an uprising aboard the Red Devil. The pirates and hotties battled for 3 days and 3 nights, fighting for their lives and control of the mighty vessel. When the smoke cleared on the 4th morning, all but one of the pirate crew was left standing on the deck. It was Commodore Meatpie himself. Begging for them to spare his life, the hotties lashed the fallen Commodore to the mast of his former ship, and set sail for the open ocean having wrested control from their captors and emerging victorious. From that day forth, they would be known as The High Seas Hotties. In defiance of their former captors, they took on pirate names of their own. Lead by their Captain Lickity Splittail. Here's the rest of this scurvy crew: Cheatin Chong, The Wicked Bitch of the West, Barooski, Sera Femme, Hot For Teacher, Juicy J, WallBanger, Cherry Pop Tart, Rink Panther, Bits & Pieces, Ultra Violence, Gear Jammer, Rhon DMC, Sparkilla & Strawberry Deathcake. Over the next 10 years these names would become feared by pirates throughout the Caribbean as the High Seas Hotties hunted down and rid the ocean of more pirate scum. Their hold bursting with swag, the High Seas Hotties set course for their home, Devil's Island. The mighty women of the High Seas Hotties returned to their beloved island undefeated. During the celebration of their glorious victory the Hottie's captain, Lickity Splittail, had a few too many flagons of rum, and a brawl ensued the likes of which had never been seen before on Devil's Island. The girls strapped skates to their feet and with the fury of the mighty Winds at their back, set about in a circle trying to take each other out in a blaze of fire. When they awoke the next morning, bruised and hungover, all that was left of the mighty Red Devil was her anchor, mast, and a lightly toasted Commodore Meatpie.
Their sailing days behind them, it's still a pirate's life for these High Seas Hotties. So watch your back, because they're going skate, kill, pillage and burn. They're going to SKATE KILL PILLAGE AND BURN! AND EAT BABIES!!!
Michael Jackson will always be with us... through his music .. God have called him to Duty in heaven, and Michael have left us to recieve his wings, and take rank in gods Mighty Kindom. Music is a special part of our physical and spritual lives.... it's the very connection that bonds people from one part of the world to the other. We must realize that all of us will be called home one day... and that's how God planned it. We are here a short while and then we return to our true home.. a home that can never be taken, seperated, or broken into. And the creater is right by our side to protect us day and night... Michael you are truely a star, because your brightness shines beyond the heavens..... rest in peace... and we will see you soon.... Because of my love for you i have writen you a special song..... and a VIDEO is also on my profile page...... i hope you like it....I would Love for you to become my Fan and Friend on www.Reverbnation.com/marionpharoahtaite... please support my efforts.. thanks marion
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I hope you are doing great my friends... and i hope you are copeing with MJ's flight into the heavens.... We are all sadden and hurt.. but we must keep the faith.. as Michael Says, and keep going and show how he has touched our lives. I'am proud to be a Michael Jackson Fan...from the beginning to the end.. i have never lost faith in Mike and i never will... Please allow me to walk beside Michael and be like a shadow to him... I'am happy that individuals feel that i sound like him,, and remind them of his sweet voice... But there is only one Michael Jackson, and their will never be another... He's a icon of epic porportions... I'am glad to of been the generation that got to see him up close and witness his magic... I'am always thinking of you Michael day and night.. and i only hope you are looking down on us, and never leave us alone....for we are not alone... Y
Please take a moment to listen to my music: people all over the world say that i sound exactly like Michael Jackson: but to me i sound like "ME". I hope you like my style and i hope to be your star one day... Prince Marion Pharoah TUNe in at 106.3 WGNL and V 101 FM Memphis Tenn, and also coming soon to Kiss FM 106.1 dallas...also 106.3 and 104.3 in Greenwood Ms. soon coming to 106.1 Kiss FM.. we are moving right along... thanks to you ( call your station and request my song "wings of an angle" and " I want to know"... your friend marion