ALL THE KINGS MEN (ATKM)
"Sexy melt-in-your-mouth and through your seat theater with hilarious pee-your-pants-and-on-your-neighbor moments, lip-synched, choreographed and improvisationally personality-driven comedic, political, and purely entertaining homo/hetero/bi/a/pan-sexual snort-laughing costume fest" (a. bauermeister)
www.myspace.com/atkm - www.atkm.com - info@atkm.com
Movies
horror. chris farley. woody allen. porn.
Television
B R A I N D E S T R O Y E R
Books
short stories. menus. books you find in a public bathroom, like "queen bee".
Heroes
beer.
maria's Details
Status:
Engaged
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Hometown:
west hartford, CT
Body type:
8' 11" / Body builder
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
Children:
Someday
Occupation:
graphic designer + performer
maria's Schools
Hall High School
West Hartford,CT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
2000 to 2004
University Of Hartford
West Hartford,Connecticut
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: graphic design
So. Considering how we owe our love to the power of the internet (thank you Friendster), I suppose I should write you a love comment. As opposed to a love letter...people don't have time for those anymore. Plus I'm not even sure you can read.
So. Hi. It's been nearly 4 years. 2.5 of which have been spent in cohabitation. I've changed the kitty litter once but only because it smelled bad and you were gone for a weekend. You've washed the kitchen floor once but only because the dishwasher overflowed.
We search each other for gray hairs and look for wrinkles. Ok, I look for wrinkles on you. Is this too personal for MySpace? Oops.
Alrighty, I'm going to go brush my teeth now and wait for you to come home to our Tempurpedic.
so glad to finally catch your show in ptown and meet y'all. i think of you now that our play is in cinema 1 at the arthouse! hope all's well in boston.
got your call....sorry i didn't answer. i have been obducted by aliens. they are so technologically advanced that i can use email via a telescopic lens inserted in my pupil. i would love to hang at your new place soon. will call ya latah...gotta go. I am awaiting my probe, you know what kind.
“Ice-cream shaped like faeces is ready to be served at the Modern Toilet diner in the Shilin district in Taipei November 9, 2007. All 100 seats in the crowded diner are made from toilet bowls, not chairs. Sink faucets and gender-coded “WC” signs appear throughout the three-storey facility, one of 12 in an island-wide chain of eateries with a toilet theme.”
